The Guild 8-29-2003 Say Goodbye to Summer

[lodwick]

I've got my doubts on the faxdudes stopping their eeeevil ways, but since my phone, fax, and dsl are the same number we shall soon enough find out.

We had only enough "rain" today, to screw up a perfectly good car wash.

Cheers.

[lodwick]

Huh! Sounds to me like a bone-in chop.

I'll check it out with the tenant who's on the board whenever I get up there.

[edgarJames]

BWB:

With all due respect, I didn't think it was possible to read that entry and not think it was satirical.
I don't think you can get much more over the top than

"Later our neighborhood post office was burned down. A drugstore, too. And afterward my misogynist friend smelled like postage stamps and Trojans."

Come on. You burn a post office and drugstore and afterward you smell like postage stamps and trojans, and you think that's "close to reality"?

"When I asked him about it, he said he had just mailed a safe-sex kit to a friend in Laramie, Wyoming, where all the kids had was abstinence."

And then after the "misogynist" has burned down everything she knows she still affects surprise, a la Hillary.

"How could he? I thought. Who would have thought that a slender boy with firm buttocks and deep blue eyes could be a pyromaniac? What were the signs?"

Not to mention the fact that the site has the word SATIRE plastered in capitals on the top left.

Sorry, BWB, I don't think the fault lies with the writers on this one. You just have to use a little more common sense before you post.

EJ

[mountaineer]

You joined FR today just to insult posters at this thread?

[Iowa Granny]

Welcome to Free Republic edgarJames. I see you just signed up: 8-31-03. It's always nice of new folks to burst right in and take over. We really appreciate it.

We hope you'll come back and visit us again,,,, after you've learned some manners.

[mountaineer]

Not only that, edgar's only two posts at FR seem to be the two posted today at this thread. How absolutely fortuitous that edgar just happened to find us here in the cheesehole. Hmmm, "he" wouldn't happen to be one of those folks at a lunatic fringe website who - in a misguided and deluded fit of self-esteem - feels compelled to bash the "dessicated" [sic] members of the Guild, would "he"?

[mountaineer]

Ugh, Howard Dean's wife "comes out" and decides to adopt his surname, thread here . No indication whether her middle name is Rodham.

[lodwick]

...prolly doesn't even have the pearls or deviled egg dish going on...

Just a guess.

Cheers guys.

[BigWaveBetty]

Edgar, edgar, edgar. With all due respect to you, you obviously haven't read some of the quotes from hilly worshipers that we've read over the past few weeks of hilly's book tour.

Come on. You burn a post office and drugstore and afterward you smell like postage stamps and trojans, and you think that's "close to reality"?

Not uncommon for libs to make light of a situation to deflect the seriousness of it.

"When I asked him about it, he said he had just mailed a safe-sex kit to a friend in Laramie, Wyoming, where all the kids had was abstinence."

After learning what Franken did to AG Ashcroft, I don't find this improbable.

And then after the "misogynist" has burned down everything she knows she still affects surprise, a la Hillary.

Perfectly understandable since it appeared that she was defending hilly's gulping.

Belverton U has lots of stuff plastered on that site, some of which I tried to read and although I have an excellent sense of humor I didn't find any of what I read funny and I love satire.

Here's the problem edgar, hillary's life is just a big mass of satire, so writing about in satire form doesn't distinguish it from reality.

You just have to use a little more common sense before you post.

Bite me.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I get the feeling that Edgar James is from Arkansas.

[BigWaveBetty]

Well at least during his/her time with us he/she learned how to spell satire.

39 posted on 08/31/2003 12:33 AM EDT by edgarJames (It's satre)

63 posted on 08/31/2003 7:02 PM EDT by edgarJames (It's satire)

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

News Flash!!! Howard Dean's wife, Judy, has finally taken on his last name.

[lodwick]

I've read Sarte...

[lodwick]

Oh my - is that really a potential FirstLady?

I'm sure that she's got a super personality.

God bless, Judy.

[BigWaveBetty]

Anybody want to bet me she's not a lifetime member of NOW?

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I bet that Howard is a member of Not Now.

[BigWaveBetty]

I've read Sarte...

What are you trying to say? That edgar is no Sarte? ;-)

[BigWaveBetty]

I hate it when you're funnier than me.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Get used to it. :)