1. J-Ho is a flake who either marries, gets engaged to, or gets in a gunfight with every man she meets. Ben will be her 3rd husband.
2. Jenny from the Block has an ass the size of Brooklyn. She and Beyonce Knowles cannot fit inside the state of Rhode Island at the same time. The current trend of praising women with thunder thighs and gigantic posteriors is outrageous. Three words: Heidi Klum rocks.
3. Affleck clearly should have gone back on the sauce. What kind of guy, who is the toast of young Hollywood, eschews the single life to marry this tramp?
However, I believe the Onion had a great bit on how moviegoers wanted to change the ending of the movie. One suggestion: a horrible car wreck that leaves them trapped in the flames, Ben and J-Ho eagerly struggling against each other to save themselves. Neither survives.
Right or Jennifer Connelly. She looks like a woman.