[Stone Mountain]

Some years ago, I ordered a medium drink at a fast-food place. I was informed by the cashier that they were out of large cups, so she would have to give me my medium drink in a large cup, filled 2/3 of the way full. I said that was fine, and then watched her get a large cup, fill it with ice and soda all the way to the top, pour 1/3 of the contents down a sink, and give me the drink!

[alisasny]

That is pretty sad

[radiohead]

back when windows 3.1 was out, my sister called me long distance for help w/her computer. after trying to figure out the problem over the phone w/o much success, i finally said, "sounds like it's frozen. maybe you've got too many windows open."

ms. genius relies, "yes, it is kinda cold in here."