I LOVE IT!!!!!! Let's start a "You know you're a RINO Redneck if....." list! Let's see.....
1. You call the lady who raised you "Mom", "Mother", or "Ma", but not "Mamma".
2. You know that white wine goes with fish and red wine goes with steak, but you don't know that Big Red goes with fried chicken gizzards or Fritos, while grape soda is best reserved for chopped barbecue sandwiches and barbecue flavored potato chips.
3. You actually put steak sauce on your steak (either because you're to ignorant to know better or because you can't grill a decent steak), instead of using a respectable dry-rub befrehand and no sauce.
LOLOLOL