[hispanarepublicana]

RINOs - Rednecks in Name Only...

I LOVE IT!!!!!! Let's start a "You know you're a RINO Redneck if....." list! Let's see.....

1. You call the lady who raised you "Mom", "Mother", or "Ma", but not "Mamma".

2. You know that white wine goes with fish and red wine goes with steak, but you don't know that Big Red goes with fried chicken gizzards or Fritos, while grape soda is best reserved for chopped barbecue sandwiches and barbecue flavored potato chips.

3. You actually put steak sauce on your steak (either because you're to ignorant to know better or because you can't grill a decent steak), instead of using a respectable dry-rub befrehand and no sauce.

[wardaddy]

I liked the one I heard the other day that if you take your dog out to pee and you both relieve yourself on the same bush...you might be a redneck.

My wife loved it....I am a redneck to be sure on that one. I always crown my Dobie's spots....course he'll come back and crown me over when he gets the chance...it's a male domination thing I guess.

[Sloth]

4. You refer to soft drinks as "pop" instead of the correct term, "coke."

[des]

RE: #3 word to the husband...