The Guild 5-18-2003 God Bless Art Linkletter

[Carolina]

******WARNING: HARMFUL TO YOUR EYES*****

Wacko Jacko's kinky afro

He is legendary for his efforts to transform the looks that helped him find fame.

Guests gasped as the 44-yearold singer arrived at a Miami restaurant wearing a giant Afro wig, rhinestone-studded jacket and leather trousers.

[Utah Girl]

OK...on the Michael Jackson afro. His makeup is better than mine, and I'm glad he remembered to put on his nose for the picture.

[Carolina]

...I'm glad he remembered to put on his nose for the picture.

Very, very sad creature.

[Iowa Granny]

I am speechless. And if you knew me well, you'd understand what a remarkable situation THAT is.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

You didn't do poorly on my snob quiz!!! I have always considered you, and heck, everyone who frequents this thread, to be the salt of the earth and friends.

It's those who think that they are too good to take such a silly test, or think that they live in the best region of the country who are the real snobs.

Some people just don't know how to have fun!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I also wanted to add, that with you as my inspiration, I ripped up all my ivy in my gardens, and cleared the soil for rose bushes and vegetables. I have never grown vegetables at this house, because I don't have the sun. I do have one foot of garden that goes along between my house and my driveway and I planted 4 jet star tomatoes, 2 rose bushes ( I will plant at least 6 by the week's end) A couple stargazer lillies, and wild flowers in all my flower boxes, gardens and planters.

I am looking forward to a bountiful summer. I think I will plant herbs between my tomatoes.

[Iowa Granny]

It's those who think that they are too good to take such a silly test, or think that they live in the best region of the country who are the real snobs.

Some people just don't know how to have fun!

You've got that right. I still wonder if those snippy replys to your thread were posted in jest,,,, trying to prove they're snobs. Whatever.

I continue to be amazed at the number of people who devote their lives to attempting to impress other folks,,,, and in cyberspace no less!

[Carolina]

Get out the Raid!

[Utah Girl]

I loved your snob quiz. I was laughing at some of those comments too, by not taking the quiz, and/or questioning those of use who did, they revealed their snobbiness...

[Utah Girl]

One more comment about your snob quiz. I thought it was fun to take, just interesting to read what constitutes being a "snob" in the eyes of PBS.

[Iowa Granny]

The Deadly Horny Beetle.

I was just ready to take a nap,,,, now I'll have nightmares if I do.

[mountaineer]

interesting to read what constitutes being a "snob" in the eyes of PBS.

Exactly. I definitely don't want to be judged by the standards of that taxpayer-dependent, socialist bunch of elitists! (Note I did not call them "Volvo-driving, wine-drinking" liberals, because Mr. M and I are Volvo-driving, wine-drinking non-snobby conservatives).

[mountaineer]

Having gone through his Diana Ross phase, Wacko Jacko now is starting to look like the jazz singer Cleo Laine (pictured here with Lena Horne):

[Carolina]

Next on the list after Cleo Laine is Denise Rich. He'll have to get implants for that!

[mountaineer]

He'll have to get implants for that

I wouldn't put anything past him.

[Carolina]

I wouldn't put anything past him.

ROTFL!!! Let me reiterate: What a sad, sad creature!

[Endeavor]

No, "Living Bitchery" would have been a better title for her book. Or maybe, Bill's.

[Endeavor]

There was a snob thread?

[Iowa Granny]

Excellent title suggestion. It would work equally well for either book.

Dirt under the fingernails tonite. Heavy duty gardening the past 2 days.

[Endeavor]

I'm in mid-town Manhattan tonite - all this week. It was a beautiful afternoon in the City -- one should always fly into La Guardia at 5:13 pm and then head into the City. Actually, it wasn't too bad - if you can drive in Chicago you can drive anywhere. I do worry that I'll end up with a City dweller for a hood ornament before the week's out - these people just step off the curve and expect you to stop, common sense be damned.

Is anyone watching this Martha Stewart travesty? Cybil Sheppard (sp? who cares?) looks hideous. And she proves, once again, that a beautiful (er, once beautiful) blonde can make it in Hollyweird with absolutely no acting talent whatsoever.

Martha Stewart is a better actress than Cybil Sheppard.