Alec Baldwin upped the ante by sending out an invitation. He says, "Hope you guys are home by Memorial Day. Memorial Day party at my house on Long Island for all the troops, all hundred thousand of you. Memorial Day party at my house in East Hampton on me, come on by." Aw come on, Alec, have them over to your place in France. What? You don't have a villa on the Cote d'Azur? What kind of card-carrying Bush hater are you?
What about the other 200,000 over there now? They don't get an invite? How rude.
How I wish I could watch as alec tries to explain (at this party) to ten very large Marines why their CIC is so horrible it's enough to make you abandon your country.