[dware]

LOL - I like it.

[HHFi]

Gary McNamara (afternoon guy on WBAP-AM here in Dallas/Ft. Worth) is playing a great parody of "Goodbye, Earl" called "Goodbye, Saddam" that was done by a musician friend of his. I think Gary challenged him to write and cut a Dixie Chicks parody in one day, and he did it. I don't know if it's available anywhere else, but you can listen to the station at WBAP.com and maybe he'll play it or post it on the website.

[RabidBartender]

Goodbye Girls
(parody of Goodbye Earl)

Natalie Maines was a big mouthed broad
Set in her backwoods ways,
Not a big fan of Toby Keith,
Not a big fan of Jenny Craig.
After failed tryouts her dad went out,
Told her to give country a whirl.
Nat went out and met Martie and Em,
and they became the Dixie girls.

Well it wasn't 3 albums
After they joined up
Natty started shooting her mouth,
She joined Lillith fair, dissed Toby's hair
And started alienating the South.
Well, she finally went on tour in the good ol' U.K.,
And started badmouthing Bush,
But the good ol' boys caught wind of her trash
And her career began to flush.

Right away their PR firm called in from England
said "Bush ignores every one"
They said speech is a right,
and there's no need to fight,
But it appeared the damage was done,
Those girls better run...

na-na-na-na-na
Goodbye Girls
Those three CDs
na-na-na-na-na
They make good frisbees, girrrrrrrrls
You're feeling bad?
na-na-na-na-na
Why don't you take it to Iraq girrrrrrrls
Ain't it dark
na-na-na-na-na
At the bottom of the charts girrrrrrrrls

Nattie wrote back to cry some more
She told the Pres she was sorr-ay
Then she played the "mother" card,
claimed Europe was jarred,
and said "I lub the USA"
Well, the weeks went by and
spring turned to summer
and summer faded into fall.
And it turned out the Chicks were a missing group
who nobody missed at all.

So the girls lost their cash
When Sony got mad and they were soon broke,
They got America annoyed, and were soon unemployed
And all because the big one spoke

Girls, say goodbye

na-na-na-na-na
Goodbye Girls
The Dixie Chicks... (break in the song)
Working at Hotel 6, girrrrrrrls
Without a trace,
na-na-na-na-na
Shedaisy's taking your place, girrrrrrrls
Ain't that weak? Good!
na-na-na-na-na
Think before you speak, girrrrrrrls
Hey!
na-na-na-na-na

P.S. and I was a huge fan before this

[Rightly Biased]

LOL

[dixierose]

Did you write that?!? If so, I congratulate you! That was awesome! Would you mind if I sing this version of it when I kareoke this weekend? I think the crowd will love it.

[dixierose]

Well..I just reread your post, and noticed at the bottom where you stated it WAS your work. Congrats!

[Gabz]

Great Job!!!!