[Nachum]

Ya think the apology had anything to do with the upcoming US tour?

[RabidBartender]

Goodbye Girls
(parody of Goodbye Earl)

Natalie Maines was a big mouthed broad
Set in her backwoods ways,
Not a big fan of Toby Keith,
Not a big fan of Jenny Craig.
After failed tryouts her dad went out,
Told her to give country a whirl.
Nat went out and met Martie and Em,
and they became the Dixie girls.

Well it wasn't 3 albums
After they joined up
Natty started shooting her mouth,
She joined Lillith fair, dissed Toby's hair
And started alienating the South.
Well, she finally went on tour in the good ol' U.K.,
And started badmouthing Bush,
But the good ol' boys caught wind of her trash
And her career began to flush.

Right away their PR firm called in from England
said "Bush ignores every one"
They said speech is a right,
and there's no need to fight,
But it appeared the damage was done,
Those girls better run...

na-na-na-na-na
Goodbye Girls
Those three CDs
na-na-na-na-na
They make good frisbees, girrrrrrrrls
You're feeling bad?
na-na-na-na-na
Why don't you take it to Iraq girrrrrrrls
Ain't it dark
na-na-na-na-na
At the bottom of the charts girrrrrrrrls

Nattie wrote back to cry some more
She told the Pres she was sorr-ay
Then she played the "mother" card,
claimed Europe was jarred,
and said "I lub the USA"
Well, the weeks went by and
spring turned to summer
and summer faded into fall.
And it turned out the Chicks were a missing group
who nobody missed at all.

So the girls lost their cash
When Sony got mad and they were soon broke,
They got America annoyed, and were soon unemployed
And all because the big one spoke

Girls, say goodbye

na-na-na-na-na
Goodbye Girls
The Dixie Chicks... (break in the song)
Working at Hotel 6, girrrrrrrls
Without a trace,
na-na-na-na-na
Shedaisy's taking your place, girrrrrrrls
Ain't that weak?
na-na-na-na-na
Good! Think before you speak, girrrrrrrls
Hey!
na-na-na-na-na

[Extremist]

I can't wait for fat-a$$ to show her face in Texas again. With the absence of fans, the echo in the stadiums will be incredible.
Let's stay with this folks.
Make 'em pay!!

[cmsgop]

Sorry! NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!! Lets Boycott her A$$ to the Grave!

[thinktwice]

A staged public apology; can it stop the righteous processes of economic crucifixion?

I hope not.

[Sir Sidney Reilly MC]

New Boston Tea Party Without Dixie Cups Or Chicks!!

Lipton Tea sponsors and pays for the Dixie Chicks, time to send all over the Internet to every american to take their Lipton Tea and donate it to Homeless Shelter and buy another Brand other than Lipton.

Lipton has clauses in the contracts that lets them remove the Dixie Chicks should they violate Public Relations tsndards that hurt the Company or Product.

I say Boycott Lipton until they drop the Dixie Chicks!