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This weeks tobacco related threads.

The importance of social sources of cigarettes to school students.
FUMING OVER A FINE MESS
THE 'GRAND' PLACE TO SMOKE
Bill favors smokers' neighbors Assemblyman wants to clear air in apartments, condominiums
Opponents seek to lift Dallas smoking ban
Tobacco Tax Hurting Small Business Profits, State Revenue
Joe Bob's America: Non Fumar? Comprende
Bill Would Limit Smoking by Apartment Dwellers - & allows law suits if your smoke drifts
Connecticut Smokers Face Ides of March: How to Deal With Skyrocketing Prices
Denver:State kicking habit LOL!!
Restaurateurs Sue to Block Nassau County's Ban on Smoking
Taxing smoke doesn't work

And while they weren't posted to the Puff List I can't help but add these two

The Great Smoking Debate & Freepers
Freeper Smokers: Please Help

The Lounge is open!

Hi, Joe. I need a red-neck beer and a whisk broom -- quick! I really, really, really need a mind-sweep after reading so much crap this week. Henceforth, I refuse to try to reason with a fascist. They lost their 'entertainment value' as far as I'm concerned. In the words of John Dean, 'There is a cancer eating at the presidency.' I believe our Republic is in terminal phase. Sheesh! I hope I'm wrong.

Hey there, Joe!

Some of your finest on those special rocks, please.

It is almost vacation time............

Howdy Joe, make mine a triple!

Barroom chat for the week:

1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

2. Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going on.

6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

7. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is her eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

10. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

13. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

14. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?

15. You read about all these terrorists-- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

Hey there Joe
I'll have a beer
As long as it is not French!