[Bella_Bru]

ping!

[Bella_Bru]

ping!

[Bella_Bru]

ping!

[xsmommy]

good morning, teach.

[DainBramage]

My mother was a wild sorority girl in college. She calls me her little Delta Chimerical.

[EODGUY]

Good morning everyone. Sorry to get political, but apparently finding long-range missles in Iraq and Saddam's refusal to destroy them hasn't convinced Germany, France and Russia that Saddam isn't really putting his whole heart and soul into compliance with UN 1441. Hello planet earth!!!!!

Good morning Miss Bella and all esteemed classmates......sorry, I guess it's too early to get surly. :)

[CholeraJoe]

Tom Ridge's chimerical call for Americans to purchase duct tape has produced record profits in the home improvement market.

Lowe's Posts Higher Profit, Sees 2003 Earnings Surpassing Estimates

[NeoCaveman]

Morning Teach

[P.O.E.]

Worst case scenario: based on chimerical terrorist chatter the alert goes out, we retreat to our safe rooms dutifully sealed off with duct tape and plastic sheets when all of a sudden we get some stupid song stuck in our head.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

I had a job doing data base analysis. I often had to put stuff into alphabetical order, although I always found it simpler to use chimerical order.

[xsmommy]

PETA arguments are always chimerical, but this is downright offensive.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Homework:

(Local) It'll take chemystory detective to figure out how Tom got his sink and bathroom so dirty in just a few weeks while waiting to get to Lackland for AF training .... It will be a chemiracle if we figure out to actually get them clean again!

(His mother doesn't even want to think about what his dorm might have looked like!)

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Saddam's chimerical musings are partially caused by his vast wealth, leading to a sense of invincibility. Living in a clime rich with oil, he often attempts to describe his wealth in broken English, as in "I camel rich,"a translation of an Arabic expression describing an accumulation of valuable assets, or I calm rich, i.e., I have so much wealth that there is never a need to be nervous. Showing off his palaces, he brags, "I'm real chic" and while that is true for now, in a few weeks, when he is hunkered down in a cave, he might be heard to murmur "I march lice" rather than his vaunted Republican Guard, which will be turned to cream chili by the first US strikes. He may try to escape to Iran and claim to be a religious Mullah, but the Iranians will scoff and exclaim, "A cleric,him?" Even Vincente Fox, who will finally allow Mexico to approve of the attacks, will be heard to say "Mira, cliche is all this guy is. Cliche of a real bad dictator, and we don't need no stinkin' badges to get rid of him."

[white rose]

As it sometimes seems like the debate over Iraq is becoming more chimerical by the day, it's something of a relief to stumble across quotes such as this:

"You are not going to decide whether there is war in Iraq or not," the diplomat said U.S. officials told him. "That decision is ours, and we have already made it. It is already final. The only question now is whether the council will go along with it or not."

Read all about it, as they say.

Hi there, kids. I would've stumbled into class earlier, but I was trapped elsewhere on the Web. I somehow--don't ask me how or why--got dragged into an online debate over whether or not Prince Harry is James Hewitt's son. This may be an excellent warning sign that I am spending way too much time at this computer.

[NeoCaveman]

Those chimerical
Rotten Senate Democrats
Go hysterical

Orrin Hatch slices and dices em. With a little help from the Washington Post (of all places)

[xsmommy]

R. Kelly's chimerical attachment to nubile young thangs has in no way impeded his career. For the record, Grimmy, i do not care for R.Kelly and have never bought any of his cd's....