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Word For The Day, Tuesday, 2/25/03
2/25/03

Posted on 02/25/2003 12:14:47 AM PST by Bella_Bru

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To: dubyaismypresident
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121 posted on 02/25/2003 10:56:56 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: hobbes1; xsmommy; CholeraJoe; Argh; maxwell; MeeknMing
Joke time.

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth."
The woman then says "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!"
To which the dentist replies "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."

122 posted on 02/25/2003 10:58:15 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Would Sheryl Crow and Janine Garafolo please shut the &$%^ up!)
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To: white rose
Ok, now that concerns me WR. LOL
123 posted on 02/25/2003 11:02:39 AM PST by RikaStrom
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To: hobbes1
Need to dispose of Saddam, throw in some KidRock as well ; )

Goin Plantnum!

124 posted on 02/25/2003 11:06:37 AM PST by Dan from Michigan (Every man dies. Not every man really lives.)
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To: dubyaismypresident
Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin...
(off into the sunset)
125 posted on 02/25/2003 11:09:46 AM PST by Dan from Michigan (Every man dies. Not every man really lives.)
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To: dubyaismypresident; hobbes1; xsmommy; Gabz; camle
Nothing like tongue twisting on couple shrews, Eh?

Unshrews 'em, temporarilly...

'Course, ya gotta go by the hardware store first and get the right pair of nuts so ya can tighten them loose schrews up real good .....

126 posted on 02/25/2003 11:13:44 AM PST by Robert A Cook PE (ABCNNBCBS lie!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE
don't need to go to the store to get the right nuts. (or the left)
127 posted on 02/25/2003 11:23:02 AM PST by camle (no camle jokes, please...OK, maybe one little one)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE
and get the right pair of nuts

Doesn't that make the sack lopsided ? Further, 2 rights don't make a wrong, but three rights make a left, as EVEN xsmommy knows....

128 posted on 02/25/2003 11:25:48 AM PST by hobbes1
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To: hobbes1; camle; xsmommy
It is, to be sure, a thing best done is done by serving wenched' excess'es.....

We must put the right balls in the side pocket, and left no man be put assunder.

And hang together separately, lest we all hang a part altogether.
129 posted on 02/25/2003 11:31:54 AM PST by Robert A Cook PE (ABCNNBCBS lie!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE; hobbes1; xsmommy
you can hang your parts wherever you desire, but any hanging parts of mine are sure to be discrete.

let no nut be unwenched before it's time.

aw screw it!
130 posted on 02/25/2003 11:38:35 AM PST by camle (no camle jokes, please...OK, maybe one little one)
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To: dubyaismypresident; hobbes1; xsmommy; CholeraJoe; Argh; maxwell
LOL !

Cheap entertainment, lol...

YMCA!
Requires Flash Player


http://www.fusiondesignuk.com/curiography/store/Ragbash/media/poses/hobbit-crusher.jpg

This was one of those serendipitous discoveries. I found this flash player funny while looking for something else via Google ...

131 posted on 02/25/2003 12:13:01 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye SADdam. You're soon to meet your buddy Stalin in Hades.)
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To: MeeknMing; camle; hobbes1; xsmommy
Flash player?

... or flesh player?

(Speakin' of hanging out with the wrong crowd, don't go tell Miss Prissy Pants about this character not wearing trou in pubic, or she'll grab her balls and go home.)
132 posted on 02/25/2003 12:44:24 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (ABCNNBCBS lie!)
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To: MeeknMing
Bwahaha... Hey bro, I'm gettin' old, I scored 25 out of 21 on this checklist, by-cracky...

GROWING OLD?

1. You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
2. You keep repeating yourself.
3. You light the candles on your birthday cake, and a group of campers form a circle and start singing "Kumbaya" with guitar accompaniment.
4. Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
5. When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip out... and it stays out.
6. One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.
7. Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
8. You keep repeating yourself.
9. You discover the words, "whippersnapper," "scalawag," and "by-cracky" creeping into your vocabulary.
10. You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
11. You keep repeating yourself.
12. You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
13. You start beating everyone else at trivia games.
14. You frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread USED to cost.
15. You refer to your $2500 stereo system as "THE HI-FI."
16. You make it a point to attend all the RV shows that come to town.
17. You realize that a stamp today costs more than a movie did when you were growing up. (Oh my ... THAT'S TRUE!!!)
18. Your childhood toys are now in a museum.
19. The clothes you've put away until they come back in style...came back in style. (But don't fit now!)
20. All of your favorite movies are now revised in color & most of the stars are dead.
21. You keep repeating yourself.

Did I tell ya I scored 25 out of 21 on this checklist, by-cracky?

133 posted on 02/25/2003 1:11:30 PM PST by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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To: maxwell
Did I tell ya I scored 25 out of 21 on this checklist, by-cracky?

LOL ! You did? BOTH times ? ...

17. You realize that a stamp today costs more than a movie did when you were growing up. (Oh my ... THAT'S TRUE!!!)

Man, that is true. I remember when it used to cost 10 and 15 cents for a movie on base. That was for a matinee. Regular price was 25 cents, 'by cracky' ...

...and stamps cost 2 or 3 cents I think.

134 posted on 02/25/2003 1:43:10 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye SADdam. You're soon to meet your buddy Stalin in Hades.)
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To: RikaStrom
Winter seems to be getting longer each year, Miss Rika.

Good to hear from you.

EODGUY
135 posted on 02/25/2003 1:56:02 PM PST by EODGUY
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To: MeeknMing; VRWCmember; TheGrimReaper; RikaStrom
M&M maybe you should send out a rescue party for Vast. he reported about the snow and sleet and cold last night and then he disappeared. i am worried he has frozen into a cube down Tejas-way....
136 posted on 02/25/2003 2:02:12 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: CholeraJoe; dubyaismypresident
i heard on Seanny's radio show, that he is going to have the F&F segment with brian kilmeade and janeane garafolo on H&C tonight. Brian was on seanny's radio show and said the exchange was extremely heated and that it went on through the break and beyond. Good for him, i am definitely warming to brian.
137 posted on 02/25/2003 2:05:50 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: MeeknMing
those toenails are definitely grossing me out there, M&M....
138 posted on 02/25/2003 2:07:09 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
Kilmeade is tough. He's not as abrasive as O'Reilly but he asks tough questions. Lauren Green has been subbing for ED the last two days and has been very sharp. Better than Juliet Huddy on the weekends.
139 posted on 02/25/2003 2:40:53 PM PST by CholeraJoe
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To: MeeknMing
How're you holdin' out down there in the Big Chill, bro? I heard the temps are down to the teens and the roads, they are a-icin'...
140 posted on 02/25/2003 2:44:33 PM PST by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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