[AppyPappy]

I wouldn't put them in Israel. They don't need them. We just need to get out of their way.

[isthisnickcool]

I'd outlaw vanity posts about what someone would do if they were president for a day.

Well, maybe not. I'd implement the Fair Tax plan. Then I'd ride the shuttle.

[katnip]

I would make every person who is not a citizen leave immediately.
I would put troops at our borders. I would not allow non-citizens to even visit.

[bonfire]

Declare Clinton guilty of treason.

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

I would immediately release all the dirt on both Clintons!

[SunStar]

I'd kick the UN out of our country, and renew the United States' sovereignty over the internationalists!

[Physicist]

Outlaw transfer payments.

[lawgirl]

I'd take our troops out of hostile (or obnoxious) nations, and I'd also pull the plug on any "humanitarian" funding they receive from us. If you don't like us? well that's OK but then our tax dollars don't need to go to you ingrates, either.

And I'd spend the rest of the day riding Air Force One, looking at our secret aircraft at Area 51 (I wonder what Stealth Technology is doing now) and reading all the delicious secret files the contents of which turn every president's hair grey just knowing what's in them.

[LibWhacker]

I'd implement the severest version of Morgenthau Plan -- in Germany, France and the Middle East, and launch a first strike against China and N. Korea to prevent them from threatening us with nukes.

[volchef]

No doubt about it......I would implement a consumption tax and abolish the IRS

[InvisibleChurch]

I would pass a law that has us invading Sweden. Of course, with any good law there'd be tons of pork added that would include xxxlintons being put on trial for being such schmucks, denying foreign aid to ungrateful countries, etcetcetc

[JIM O]

I would call up Sandy Heller from high school and say " I bet you went out with me when I asked you, Don't you"

[ricpic]

Repeal the 16th amendment.

[b4its2late]

I'd sign an executive order allowing assassinations of foreign leaders and allowing arrests of foreign diplomats and detaining them as enemy combatants.

[outlawcam]

I notice there are quite a few on here who are either misunderstanding the question, or actually believe the President has far more authority than he has. Abolish the IRS? Great goal... but that's a legislative function, and legislative power rests solely with Congress.

There I go being an old stick-in-the-mud again. :(

[Living Free in NH]

"I'd sit back in my big 'ole chair in the Oval Office and get some intern to give me head"

Billy Jeff Clinton

[Prof Engineer]

Look into the Roswell files to see if anything but dust is in there.

[LibWhacker]

Did I mention guns? No guns or ammo would be illegal. No permits to carry would be required. It'd be the first executive order I would sign.

[OldFriend]

Please go back to contemplating your navel and save space on FR for important news.

[MEGoody]

If I were president for one day, I'd do everything in my power to save unborn babies.