Word for the Day, Tuesday, February 11, 2003

02/11/2003 | Verbivores

[hobbes1]

Sorry Rob't. I must by necessity refrain from engaging.

War on Blondes is always a losing proposition.

However did you hear about the two Blondes that Froze to death...?
They went to the Drive In, to see "Closed for the Winter"

Nous nous rendons!!!!, peut je vous montre la façon à l'usine de munitions; Mein Herr.....?
(We Surrender!!!! May I show you the way to the munitions factory, Mein Herr?)
Hobbes 1, Seulement taquineries; (Only Teasing)

[Robert A Cook PE]

Huh?

"War on Blondes is always a loosening proposition.

Can you ever really lose while propositioning a blonde?

[Argh]

Oh, hell, Robt., here you go:

Hillary's blonde. Blondes case closed.

You're welcome.

[P.O.E.]

See #28 (Not #2, as you suggest in your tagline)

In other news, I wonder if Osama's latest MP3 that Muslims need to rally around Iraq finally shut up the lefties (although I'd kinda miss their straight-man set-up lines).

Just look what they've done for French jokes.

[Eala]

Hillary's blonde. Blondes case closed.

She's not a real blonde.

[Argh]

Doesn't matter. A blonde is a blonde is a blonde.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Arghie....

Are you implying that Hillary would ever actually be prepositioned in pubic?

(Not that she isn't pre-positioning herself for the 2008 cornation as queen bi*ch (excuse me, election by media proclamation) in 2008...)

[MeekOneGOP]

Here is a short article via FOX News Channel...

Bin Laden Calls on Muslims to Support Iraq

Bin Laden Calls on Muslims to Support Iraq

Tuesday, February 11, 2003

DOHA, Qatar — Usama bin Laden called on Muslims throughout the world to unite behind Iraq Tuesday in an audiotape broadcast on Al-Jazeera satellite TV.

Earlier in the day, Secretary of State Colin Powell told a Senate committee that the audiotape would be aired, and that the voice on the recording is believed to be that of bin Laden, the Al Qaeda mastermind who has been in hiding since the Sept. 11 terror attacks.

"We would like to confirm at this time the lies of America and their allies and what they are trying to do. We want you to be faithful in your fight, to believe in your God, the one and only God," bin Laden said on the tape.

"Fight the agents of the Devil, because the Devil will be overcome and defeated. God will give us victory."

Al-Jazeera's chief editor, Ibrahim Hilal, said the 16-minute tape was a message to Iraqis to remain steadfast in the face of a potential American attack.

Yasser Thabet, a broadcast editor, said the tape appears to be authentic because the television station got it through the same means as previous bin Laden statements. He did not elaborate.

"When you listen to the tape, you can tell it's Usama bin Laden's voice," Thabet said.

Ahead of the broadcast, a headline at the bottom of the screen during regular programming read, "Al Qaeda leader Usama bin Laden calls on all Muslims to unite to defend the Iraqi people, in an audio message Al-Jazeera will broadcast later."

Hilal said that on the tape, bin Laden urged Muslims not to cooperate with the U.S against Iraq, saying any Muslim who cooperates with America against another Muslim is an apostate.

He said the station was not sure it would air all of the tape, saying the quality was not very good.

Powell had said he read a transcript of "what bin Laden -- or who we believe to be bin Laden" was to say on al-Jazeera, "where once again he speaks to the people of Iraq and talks about their struggle and how he is in partnership with Iraq."

The last Bin Laden tape aired on Nov. 12 on al-Jazeera. Bin Laden, in the statement, promised new terrorist attacks.

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AP

Usama bin Laden

[Argh]

The question is, has she ever been cornationed? Like, by a device in the paws of Janet Reno or Donna Shalalala or Mary Steenbergen or that Thomasseses cow or whorever?

On second thought, I'd rather that didn't get answered, ignorance is looking pretty blissful re Hillary's claptrap.

Do I get a pun prize for that "Hillary's claptrap" remark? Quote of the Week? Anything?

You see, this is what happens when I make up my own jokes instead of passing on used ones.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Yes, yes, certainly so.

It needs recognition!

What is the sound of one hand claptrapping you in congrabulations on your back?

[MeekOneGOP]

Like, by a device in the paws of Janet Reno...

[Argh]

That's OK Robt., I think I've been clabbered enough for one day.

[Argh]

Oooo, I like the "shaking" remarks!

[TheGrimReaper]

Shouldn't a claptrap be regularly flushed out with Drano? Liquid Plumber? Roto-Rooter?

[Argh]

In this case, hydrochloric acid. Or maybe sulphuric acid would be more poetically apt.

[maxwell]

Dude... You suck as a sub. I mean, noon. Wazzup wi' DAT.

Hey did anybody else get some whiney FReepmail from AlabamaRebel about how his thread on the teen who got shot got pulled, and Darryl wouldn't tell him WHY, and now he thinks JimRob is a Nazi sympathizer?

Call the WAH-mbulance...

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Re: the picture in post #60.......

What memories...... that reminds me of when Hillary used to be a woman......

[maxwell]

Bwahaha... Thanks alot bro, now I got that song stuck in my head...

"I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, Oh the biiiiitch is baaaaack"

[JMJ333]

Hey! Sorry for being off-topic, but I was watching the news and thought of you. Apparently "Mr. Perfect" Kurt Henning died today in his apartment or hotel room. Not sure which, I was reading the scroll on fox news and it went by fast. I can't find anything on the wires about it either, but the scroll did say there was no foul play involved.

[VRWCmember]

How do you make a video of a dead man? Does someone stick their arm up his butt and work his mouth?

No, you just do like Conan O'brien and have a picture of him with the lips cut out and have the lips of somebody talking to fill in the vacant mouth.