Posted on 02/08/2003 10:25:41 AM PST by MindBender26
Darwin Award of the Year; Sexual Category, Bleach Blonde Teenage Girl Division.
According to reports out of the suburbs of Atlanta, 52 high school students have been suspended for one week for cheating on a high school Chemistry I final.
It seems the school decided to give the tests for all students in a subject at the same time, to prevent students who took the test early in the day from passing answers to students taking the test in the afternoon. More than 450 students were assembled in the gymnasium for the simulations semester final. But some brilliant computer geeks thought they had figured a way to beat the test.
They bought Radio Shack vibrating pagers and disabled the audio alert. Students in on the scam then hid the pagers on their bodies, ready to receive the signals as to the correct answers on the multiple choice test. Three especially brainy students were assigned the task of racing through the test and recording the correct answers on their palms, then going to a car in the school parking lot, where they would compare notes. Once the agreed correct answers were decided, they began to key a surplus UHF walkie-talkie transmitter wired to the car’s battery. The coded signal would set off the vibrating pagers, and viola, all the students in on the scam would have the correct answers.
For example, for question #11, with correct answer C, the coded vibrating signals were 1 – 1 – 3, with the 3 representing the “C” answer. They purposely did not give answers to all the questions, so there would be some distribution of incorrect answers among the scamming students, but at least, everyone had enough answers to pass the test.
Small problem however. Some of the girls decided that, since they didn’t have pockets like the boys did, they would hide the pagers in their underpants. Additionally, if there was ever a suspicion they were cheating, no teacher would dare ask to search in the areas of their underpants! Great idea, but…….
But first a little digression. As many adults know, the sounds of a couple engaging in sexual activity can be very stimulating to others, especially women. Many a wife has been aroused at 3:00 A.M. by the sound of another couple in the hotel room next door.
Back to our story…. Everything was fine when the coded signals were 1 – 1 –3 or perhaps 2 – 2- 1, indicating that the answer to question number 22 was “A.” But by the time the questions and their coded vibrating answers moved into the mid and high 30 series, some of the girls were wiggling and moaning just a bit with every answer. Remember, vibrators in the underpants are usually used for other purposes! There was nothing overreaching mind you, but certainly these were not the sounds one is accustomed to hearing in a Chemistry I final!
Proctors began to rove the room and that only made it worse. Everything would be silent for a minute or two, then all of a sudden, a number of girls would begin breathing more quickly, wiggling in their seats, moaning a bit, even trying to casually “touch themselves,” and of course, it would all happen at the same time… then stop.
It all fell apart when after question 37 and its answer B were quickly followed by the vibrated answer to question 38, and that answer was D. One girl “broke” after #37 and when the answer to #38 came along (3 – 8 – 4), the girls near her couldn’t contain themselves and the it soon spread across the room. Just as some of the girls were recovering, the answer to question 39 came along, and for the first time in many of these young girls lives, the correct answer was "C"; "Multiple Orgasm!"
Of course the boys who knew what was going on started laughing hysterically,,,, and that led to,,,,,,,
Since some of the older teachers didn’t know the difference between orgasm and epilepsy, they were convinced the girls were suffering some sort of seizure. The female school nurse was summoned, inspections were conducted, and the scam was revealed.
The students agreed to quietly accept the one-week suspension, because neither they nor the school wanted the story out!
True or not, who knows… but it’s a great story.
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