[Endeavor]

"In recent weeks, Gen. Wesley Clark, the former NATO commander who is considering a run, revealed to the Forward newspaper that he descends "from generations of rabbis" in Minsk, and former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean has touted his Jewish wife and children."

I once attended the bar mitzvah of a friend's son. Does that make me part Jewish?

[lodwick]

If you're a dim, that's probably good enough.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I am preparing Saralinda to run as the Dem president. Every week I teach her some yiddish.

Of course now she is probably plotzing and verklamp thinking I am hockin mir chinek.

[mountaineer]

I attended the bar mitzvah of twins! However Jewish you are, I'm twice that.