To: TheGrimReaper; hobbes1; Slip18; Argh; dubyaismypresident; camle
"Then you have a lot of make-up ... to do.Are you gonna make Slippy in class? !?!?!?!
Can the rest of us watch?
To: Robert A. Cook, PE; TheGrimReaper; hobbes1; Slip18; Argh; dubyaismypresident; camle; maxwell
The fourth and fifth graders went on a field trip to the local race track accompanied by their lady teachers.
During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the bathroom so it was decided that the girls would go with the 5th grade teacher, and the 4th grade teacher took the boys and waited outside the men's bathroom. One of the boys came out and told her he couldn't reach the urinal.
Having no choice she went inside and began hoisting all the little boys by their armpits.
As she was lifting one she couldn't help but notice that he was especially well endowed.
"I guess you must be in the fifth." She said.
"No ma'am" he said "I'm in the 7th. I'll be riding Silver Arrow. And thanks for the lift."
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
Can the rest of us watch? Don't you always?
The matinee begins at 6:00pm CST
159 posted on
01/28/2003 1:57:36 PM PST by
TheGrimReaper
(Major corporal punishment in private is still allowed here at WFTD!)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
Cook, I've got my whip handy right here, and it's going to be used on YOU!
165 posted on
01/28/2003 3:46:52 PM PST by
Slip18
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