A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
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It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class. As the teacher walked in the classroom, she noticed something was written on the chalkboard: T T T 1A.
She looked at the children and said, "Who wrote this?" Little Keith raises his hand and says, "I did, teacher."
"Well, what does that mean, Keith?" asked the teacher. Keith answers, "It means, 'To The Teacher 1 Apple,'" and with that, he gave the teacher an apple. "Very good," says the teacher, "Thank You."
The next morning, the teacher walks in the classroom, and notices,once again, something written on the board. This time the chalkboard reads: T T T 1O.
She asked the children, "Who wrote this?" Then little Bobby answers,"I did, teacher." The teacher says, "Well, Bobby, what does that mean?" Bobby says, "It means, 'To The Teacher 1 Orange,'" and he gives the teacher an orange. "Very nice, Bobby, thank you", said the teacher.
The next morning, she walks in the classroom, and she noticed on the board; F U C K 1 T
Flabbergasted, the teacher exclaimed, "WHO WROTE THIS!!" Then little Juanito raises his hand and says, "I did, teacher."Angrily, the teacher asks, "Well, what does this mean, Juanito?!?"
"It means, 'From Us Chicano Kids 1 Tamale.'"