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Rambo Granny
chu gary

Posted on 12/30/2002 7:50:23 PM PST by Chu Gary

MELBOURNE, Australia -- Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81,was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down and shot off their testicles. The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,- said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action June 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. "I know it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them", the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison. Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.


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To: Chu Gary
Legend or not, it's a great story.

Nice to imagine sanity might reign somewhere.
21 posted on 12/30/2002 10:42:31 PM PST by Quix
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To: Chu Gary
Whoah !! I had to check and see if this was from The Onion.

Once again, GO Aussies !

22 posted on 12/31/2002 4:03:53 AM PST by happygrl
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To: happygrl
Posted before reading.

I feel so silly.

23 posted on 12/31/2002 4:08:56 AM PST by happygrl
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To: dagnabbit
Have you seen the McNuggets chicken head? That's not an urban legend, it's real.
24 posted on 12/31/2002 4:13:57 AM PST by xm177e2
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To: happygrl

Don't feel silly! Your instincts are correct.
25 posted on 12/31/2002 4:25:43 AM PST by fastdraw
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To: Chu Gary
I love a story with a happy ending. I hope granny evades jail; that would really top things off.

I just posted another story with a happy ending.

Carjacker shooting "justifiable homicide"

26 posted on 12/31/2002 4:35:01 AM PST by FreedomPoster
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To: FreedomPoster
Oops - didn't read the thread first, missed the Snopes stuff. Oh, well, at least mine is real.
27 posted on 12/31/2002 4:36:15 AM PST by FreedomPoster
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To: Chu Gary
Hehehe... never ever cross a granny. Well those rapists will never be able to um.... give it to a victim again. How very Aussie. I doubt she'll go to jail. I mean if you don't listen to grandma, you ask for it.
28 posted on 12/31/2002 4:39:40 AM PST by goldstategop
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To: Chu Gary
“Violence is never the answer... If someone comes at you with a knife or gun, say, ‘I know you’re upset.’ We all want to be valued as human beings.”*

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Jessica Flag, spokeswoman for the 4% of a Million Mom March, Washington, DC, May, 2000, Gore-for-President Rally

29 posted on 12/31/2002 9:22:23 AM PST by pabianice
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To: xm177e2
What's the best dipping sauce for a nugget-head?
30 posted on 12/31/2002 3:33:39 PM PST by dagnabbit
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To: martin_fierro
LOL! I can't believe you came up with that! Great post. She is a psycho rapist.
31 posted on 12/31/2002 4:17:43 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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