OUR troops in Afghanistan are in for a treat. Flame-haired comedienne Kathy Griffin is arriving just in time for Christmas to spread some red, white and blue cheer. "I plan to take over the Taliban while I'm there," Griffin told PAGE SIX. "I'll have the men wear burqas and the women all in Prada!" Griffin arrives in Kabul via cargo plane today and stays until Dec. 24. Page Six
[snip] Meanwhile, in the upcoming issue of GQ, the Hollywood heartthrob takes on President Bush.
"The problem is we elected a manager, and we need a leader," Clooney tells the magazine. "Let's face it: Bush is just dim."
GQ describes the star as "a liberal's liberal who believes Mario Cuomo should be our president, and he keeps a photo of Jimmy Carter's 'ER' set visit on display in his bathroom." Clooney also likens Newt Gingrich to a "dinosaur," laughing, "The man has no arms." (Hoo boy, this jerk thinks he's funny? No wonder he picks all the right movies) [snip] Page Six