[snip] Meanwhile, in the upcoming issue of GQ, the Hollywood heartthrob takes on President Bush.
"The problem is we elected a manager, and we need a leader," Clooney tells the magazine. "Let's face it: Bush is just dim."
GQ describes the star as "a liberal's liberal who believes Mario Cuomo should be our president, and he keeps a photo of Jimmy Carter's 'ER' set visit on display in his bathroom." Clooney also likens Newt Gingrich to a "dinosaur," laughing, "The man has no arms." (Hoo boy, this jerk thinks he's funny? No wonder he picks all the right movies) [snip] Page Six
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I have no idea who wrote this but it's from the Internet, of course. Liz Smith