[mountaineer]

Next time Fiddlin' Bobby Byrd comes to my neck of the woods to visit his constituents, I'm going to greet him wearing a sheet and carrying a sign that says, "Longing for the old days, Senator?"

[SuziQ]

I'm going to greet him wearing a sheet and carrying a sign that says, "Longing for the old days, Senator?"

ROTFL! Now THAT would be a sight!!

[BigWaveBetty]

Now that you mention it, I haven't seen a white sheet in ages. To save you time and trouble I have researched where to find the best white sheets at the lowest price. (Imagining someone as colorful as yourself doesn't have any white sheets around the house.)
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