The Guild 12-18-2002 Missing Elf!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Click here for a Merry Christmas

[cmsgop]

Hey You!

Next Time you run for office let me know so I can contribute to the cause. Hope all is well :*) Merry Christmas !

[lodwick]

That's great - thanks.

[lodwick]

Hilarious homepage! Thanks for dropping by.

Anyone needing another laugh tonight check out CMS' page.

[cmsgop]

Thanks!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

My phone is connected. I just got my first call.

A TELEMARKETER!!!!!!! Oh I could just scream. I have had this number less than 2 hours.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Thank you for the kind thoughts. I will let you know my future political plans.

[Endeavor]

I guess Bubba was probably a member of the "T & A" secret society while at Yale?

[mountaineer]

Not "skull and bones," but "skanks and hoes" for Bubba.

[Endeavor]

Why, all those children who aren't drinking water are drinking polluted fluid. Polluted by the hideous American capitalists who don't care who they kill in their quest for the almighty dollar/euro/your currency here.

(Oh, that pretty much describes Bubba & his lecture tour, doesn't it?)

[Endeavor]

That wasn't the only time Lott accused all Southerners of racism. Stephen Hayes has an excellent article in this weeks' The Weekly Standard about Lott and his willingness to slander all of us born below the Mason-Dixon to get his own backside out of the fire.

[Endeavor]

"What is about the Clintons' siren song that has the Dems dashing themselves against the rocks time and time again?"

Well you can bet your bottom dollar it isn't integrity.

Honey, it's the money. The Clintons control the big donors. The dems are major in the hole for algore's campaign. Whoever goes forward as the pres candidate for their party will need tons of cash. tons. The Clintons control the money therefore the Clintons control the Party. Simple as that.

How do they control the money? The dems want to win above all else and they know the 'beaste is their very best shot - they know the Clinton machine is ruthless, efficient, experienced - they know it can win. So they throw their money to whomever the Clintons ask them to in the hopes that in '08, they will be rewarded w/another Clinton in the White House. Along with that will come all kinds of "favors" back to these donors. Plus, the donors can pat themselves on the back for having enabled the leftist wacko agenda to be served up for all of us to eat once again.

[Endeavor]

Here's a question to think about: If Hillary! doesn't run in '04 and because she and Bill control the dem money, AND because we KNOW she wants to be president, will she purposely throw money behind a loser candidate in '04 who will therefore lose to Bush and leave the way clear for her to run in '08?

She's what, 55? So she'll be 59 in '08? IF the dems win in '04, their incumbant would be a shoe-in for their party's nomination in '08. Hillary! would have to sit on the bench until '12, at which time she'll be 63. Not old, by any means, but I just can't see her waiting that long -- too many young, virile good looking dem pols will come along in that interim and her power base may disappear.

So, do she and Bill run a ringer in '04? OR does she run in '04?

[Endeavor]

Wait, I better do the math, too. If she's 55 now, she'll be 61 in '08. If she has to wait until '12, she'll be 65. I bet she runs in '04. Any takers?

[Endeavor]

What? Your first phone call wasn't from a Republican??? My goodness, we can fix that. Send Fintan your number.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Not only was it not from a Republican, it was one of those telemarketing calls that say " This is a very important call, but we are busy right now, please hold......" I don't wait to hear the rest of their crap.

It also showed up on caller ID as 614-000-0000.

One of the reasons I was trying to see the upside of a new number was no more telemarketers!

[Iowa Granny]

Good Morning. I'm about ready to push the panic button. I've canceled all my appointments for today and am going to try to pull everything together.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Don't push the panic button, just relax. Christmas is almost here.

On a really angering note, I heard yesterday that the airlines are banning all food and drink in carry-on luggage because it can set off the drug detectors. This is outrageous, they barely serve a morsel, and I have sat in airports for hours without anything to eat or drink. I am not paying $5 for a bottle of water at an airport store.

[ewing]

Tabloid round up for Friday, Globe Magazine will come later in the day.. In the Star J-Lo and Affleck Marriage for Valentines Day is off!

And in the Enquirer, Britney Spears 13 year old teen sister has been hanging out with other teens getting hopped out on the cocaine..

[mountaineer]

Airport drug detectors? Aren't they busy enough (or shouldn't they be) trying to detect shoe bomb-wearing terrorists? What kind of "drug" signal does a bottle of Aquafina give off, anyway, I wonder? Memo to airport security: there really isn't any cocaine in Coca Cola.