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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!
Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!
Journey to the Cross-roads
The Two Towers Edition
Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)
Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.
TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: Overtaxed
In order to maintain their superiority complex, elves have rigged the personality test to take Dwarves and Men down a peg or two.
To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
LOL!!
No snowpants needed in Florida, thank goodness.
But can you imagine the Dwarves showing up in them at the theatre?
"Confound it all! Will the Dwarves kindly stop crossing and uncrossing their legs?! I can't hear the movie over that infernal swishing!"
To: Overtaxed
I had no trouble coming up as a non-Elf. ;^)
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posted on
12/23/2002 12:40:17 PM PST
by
ksen
To: RMDupree; Overtaxed
More of that elvish elitism manifesting itself....
To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
If Corin comes up as Elrond, I'll eat my snowpantsPssst....Corin.....
Yes
No
No
Yes
Eager
Yes
Don't know
To: Overtaxed
... ELF-ENVY is a terrible thing. Heh Heh Heh.
To: ksen
Elves and Numenoreans.....they're in this together!
There weren't any questions about skivvies.
To: RMDupree
"Confound it all! Will the Dwarves kindly stop crossing and uncrossing their legs?! I can't hear the movie over that infernal swishing!" Might be time to dust off the "Elfie-Dwarf Song".
To: RMDupree; 2Jedismom; HairOfTheDog; g'nad; Corin Stormhands; rightwingreligiousfanatic; All
"Confound it all! Will the Dwarves kindly stop crossing and uncrossing their legs?! I can't hear the movie over that infernal swishing!"LOL! I can see it all now. 2J will be cupping her one good ear saying, "Knock it off guys! I can't hear a blasted thing!", Hair will be "PFFFFT'ing" them, g'nad will be using his knife to cut the snowpants off his brother dwarves, and then there will be shrieks and mayhem as we have a bunch of skivieless Dwarves running around the theatre.
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Hmm, maybe we better rethink this whole Entmoot business. ;^)
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posted on
12/23/2002 12:46:56 PM PST
by
ksen
To: Lil'freeper
That's something I wouldn't know about. I don't envy stuck up snoots who give up before the battle even starts.
To: Overtaxed
Skivvies??? There's no skivvies on Elves --
To: Overtaxed
That's so odd. I could have sworn you wrote:
Without cheating, I come up as "this-battle-is-hopeless-we're-all-going-to-die" Legolas.
Denial is not just a river in Egypt. Embrace your elf-ness and be happy!
To: Scott from the Left Coast
Umm......I'll take your word for that.
To: ksen
I can see it all now. 2J will be cupping her one good ear saying, "Knock it off guys! I can't hear a blasted thing!", Hair will be "PFFFFT'ing" them, g'nad will be using his knife to cut the snowpants off his brother dwarves, and then there will be shrieks and mayhem as we have a bunch of skivieless Dwarves running around the theatre. I'm crying over here! Too funny!
You forgot the part where Lil'freeper turns to me and says "You see why we Elves keep to ourselves now?"
To: RMDupree
LOL!
To: Lil'freeper
Tricksey test! Tricksey test! Had to cheat so the answer would come out right....I am NOT an elf!
To: ksen
and then there will be shrieks and mayhem as we have a bunch of skivieless Dwarves running around the theatre. LOL! Good thing you're renting a private theater!
To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
We might need spare snowpants after all.
To: Overtaxed
Isn't there a book out called Get in Touch with Your Inner Elf?
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posted on
12/23/2002 1:03:52 PM PST
by
ksen
To: ksen
If there were, it would make great kindling for the fire.
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