The GUILD 12-15-2002 "Tis the season

[lodwick]

Prayer thread for Jeff Head's Father

[Endeavor]

OK, so Bill and Hill separate next year, she gets a bounce of sympathy (again) and then throws her hat in the ring for Pres. Gore just announced he isn't running. Kerry will be a loser and Lieberman's too whiney, Edwards is too young so the 'beaste will run in '04. Particularly since she will have jettisoned the dirty side of the Clinton legacy (well not really, but apparently).

[mountaineer]

Just as I couldn't stomach AlBore on SNL last night, I doubt I'll watch whatever nonsense he'll offer on 60 Minutes tonight. Okay, Al, you're not going to run. So shut up and go home.

[mountaineer]

Clinton's in the Netherlands, land of legal dope and prostitution, once again claiming that he had plans for resolving all the situations now facing President Bush:

ROTTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) - Former President Bill Clinton said Sunday he had warned North Korea in 1994 the United States would destroy its nuclear reactor unless it agreed to freeze its operations.

Now that Pyongyang has said it was reactivating its facilities, Clinton said the North Koreans must be persuaded or forced to stop the weapons program.

"Make no mistake about it, it has to be ended," Clinton said. "You do not want North Korea making bombs and selling them to the highest bidder."

Speaking at a dinner for Dutch businessmen and public figures, Clinton said it was more likely North Korea would use the nuclear issue to bargain for more aid rather than put weapons on the market.

"We had a tense situation with North Korea in my first term," Clinton said. Pyongyang "was planning six to eight" bombs a year.

"We drew up plans to destroy the reactor," Clinton said, and he told Pyongyang the facility would be attacked unless it officials froze it.

http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGARUGYJR9D.html

[BigWaveBetty]

That was my first thought after hearing the Demi news, the beast will run. But it couldn't be, she wouldn't dare to lose against GWB.

Now all we have to look forward to is Kerry aka Lurch and his wife, she who will not be shut up. heh heh heh!

My head was swimming today after the SNL algore appearance. How could he run for prez after those skits, especially the hot tub skit?! Now we know. And Annie, expect him to get really obnoxious now. Nothing to stop those nutty ideas from getting full voice now.

[BigWaveBetty]

Oh here we go! From the Guardian:

``I've decided that I will not be a candidate for president in 2004,'' Gore told CBS' ``60 Minutes'' in an interview to be broadcast Sunday evening.

``I personally have the energy and drive and ambition to make another campaign, but I don't think that it 's the right thing for me to do.'' Gore said he wants to ``contribute to ending the current administration.

``I think the current policies have to be changed,'' Gore said. ``I think that my best way of contributing to that result may not be as a candidate this time around.''

What did I just say?! Yep, we're not going to ever see the end of algore or clinton anytime soon.

[anniegetyourgun]

Both of these jerks (Clinton and Gore) are truly looking worse every week that goes by. I hate to say it, but I hope they both end up being remembered in the history books as the most incompetent and self-centered administration that the nation has ever endured.

[lodwick]

Your wish is granted, my dear.

[Timeout]

So, I guess that "My Favorite Martian" guy will run:

[anniegetyourgun]

Pretty amazing likeness....but then, I think all lib/dems are alien life forms!

[Timeout]

Here's the Goron's thinking:

I'll be out there helping the '04 candidate, they'll love me.

I'll make a big--maybe keynote--speech at the convention.
(Blow Tipper kisses, hee hee)

The Dim candidate will lose in '04 (Dubya's too popular).

They'll BEG me to run again in '08.

[Iowa Granny]

I was out of the loop all day today. Imagine my surprise to flip on the tube and learn the Gorester is backing out.

I got to hear G Gordon Liddy on Saturday at the closing luncheon of my Trade Association Meeting in DC. Let me tell you something. This guy definitely has his head screwed on straight. What a fantastic speech he gave.

Also got to hear Tom Ridge. Last year, at this same meeting, we heard Gov. Ridge,,, he had only been in his position for a few days, and I wasn't impressed. He appeared far more knowledgable this year.

There were dozens of other speakers. More later.

[Endeavor]

oh sure, throw out some tempting morsels and then just run away. I'm on the edge of my seat! Come back soon. (Glad you made it back ok).

[Endeavor]

If Hill doesn't run, she'll probably make the keynote speech at the convention. Al's too boring. Besides, can we stand another fake tear-jerker like his speech back in '96?

[Endeavor]

OK, so Clinton "scared" the North Koreans into "stopping" their nuclear program. He was so "successful" that now we have the North Koreans making nuclear bombs and Clinton using an issue, on which he failed, to spin and attempt to be "relevant."

The only relevance he has on this and many other issues, will be made crystal clear when he's hauled into court for the charge of treason against the United States.

[lodwick]

Sad to say, but that will never happen...they are all in bed with each other and NO OnE is going to fan the covers.

They'd all get skunked.

[lodwick]

OnE = ONE

[Iowa Granny]

Good Morning! Will someone please ring for the nurse? I'm ready to have my caffine IV installed.

[lodwick]

Good to see ya safely home.

[anniegetyourgun]

And, boy, is he gonna be disappointed.