The GUILD 12-15-2002 "Tis the season

[BigWaveBetty]

Hey I like that idea!! It WOULD spare us, because we wouldn't HAVE to watch him!

I've had this idea for quite a while now, since about the time of the 2000 election. Seeing him in the West Wing sketch made it all too real. It would be so perfect for him and us! :-)

We'd know exactly where he'd be every week and could just click away.

[mountaineer]

He looks pretty bad for age 42, doesn't he?

[BigWaveBetty]

Demi 'dating' Bill Clinton

Let me guess, when she had the breast enlargements, she didn't want to use saline so they sucked out her brain and used that for the enhancement?

Maybe we'll get lucky and Bruce will punch clinton's lights out.

[BigWaveBetty]

Italian television usually loves sex and scandal, but putting Monica Lewinsky on daytime TV on a Sunday close to Christmas was apparently too much for some.

Ahhh, there is hope for the world.

[mountaineer]

Monica's oral sex sessions with Clinton happened several years ago. How pathetic that she still tries to capitalize on it. Perhaps she should move on beyond being a laughingstock, learn a trade, try to make something of her life.

[lodwick]

Another humidor for bent?

[MaeWest]

...learn a trade

I thought that was her trade.

[freekitty]

Remember, this guy wants to be President of the United States.

[BigWaveBetty]

I thought that was her trade.

Ouch! :-)

Bless her heart.

[BigWaveBetty]

I think it's just astounding that any form of life finds this attractive.

[lodwick]

[mountaineer]

I thought that was her trade.

That's how it seems to have turned out! Wonder what she puts on her 1040 form as "occupation"?

[BigWaveBetty]

Double ouch. Hitchen's reminds us in this 1999 story that clinton is the bestest racist... ever. In addition to all his other qualities. Link

The one arguement I have with Hitchen's is he says the Clinton years have been marked by conservatism, cowardice and corruption. Nope, conservatism and clinton have nothing to do with each other.

[anniegetyourgun]

The only mug uglier than his is that of Al Bore. Both are weenies.

[BigWaveBetty]

GAK! - algore is almost as repulsive as clinton. The only redeeming thing about gore is he's not a womanizing, misogynistic rapist. But then he's gay, so women aren't a problem.

I am however scared for life after witnessing algore shirtless, in a hot tub, (also able to see under the water, his little black bathing suit and all that flubbered around it) last night on SNL.

[BigWaveBetty]

Ha! I was writing #35 as you posted. :-)

[lodwick]

I STILL cannot find a pic of flubber in the tub - I thought the net would be lousy with them by now.

May your psyche heal from its scarring with the passage of time.

[lodwick]

Don't do it Demi!

[anniegetyourgun]

So, now AL's announced that he's not running for Prez. But do you think he'll shut up and leave us alone over the next several years? Nah, we'll be subjected to this loser and his idiot president sidekick for all the days of our lives. Barf.

[lodwick]

Afraid you're right - bonehead's already lined up 60minutes this evening to blather and lisp about what I've not a clue (nor does he either for that matter).

Cheers all.