If you're here to torture us for the Floriduh Chamber of Commerce......it ain't going to work anymore. Some of us will no longer be bullied by your weather reports.
Not to be testy about those reports, but some of us can actually handle this nordic white stuff. For instance.....we'll be going skiing soon....that would be the kind with the "s" word..... snow.... in front. Last I heard the best you can do down there is run your sled down the piles of oranges after a frost.
Some of us are still tough enough to handle the white stuff. ......Does this sound convincing to you?