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The Guild 12-11-2002 Is your Christmas Shopping done yet?

Posted on 12/10/2002 8:57:40 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs

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To: Utah Girl
awwwwh...thanks for Barney!
41 posted on 12/12/2002 4:24:32 PM PST by lodwick
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To: Utah Girl
Thanks for that link....I laughed all the way through Barney's antics.

It appears there are going to be more videos....is this just a Christmas thing?
42 posted on 12/12/2002 6:05:41 PM PST by Timeout
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To: Timeout
I think this is just a Christmas thing, pretty clever though. Barney and Spotty are so cute.
43 posted on 12/12/2002 9:03:45 PM PST by Utah Girl
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To: *The GUILD
Good Morning! Wet, rainy and tornado warnings here in the Sunshine State.

Well those crazy kids bound for Louisiana are on finally on their way. They stopped by late yesterday afternoon for one last good bye, what a blubber fest.

They stopped in Pensacola for the night and called to say the trip was going well so far. They should arrive in Louisiana today.

Good News! My niece is finally out of the hospital and resting up at home. She wanted me to thank you all for the prayers. I haven't spoken to her yet since she got home but plan to call her today. I must fuss at her because my SIL told me she wanted to go back to work on Monday! Wacky kid!

Have missed you all, been very busy, but plan to do some serious freeping tonight (if there's Boxing on the telly hubby won't miss me) and tomorrow. Just wanted to finish up some Christmas shopping and preparations. I am not looking forward to trudging around out in the rain today but at least I have a cute new raincoat! :-)

44 posted on 12/13/2002 5:36:56 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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To: Utah Girl
Thanks for posting the Barneycam! Did you see the preview yesterday with Laura at the hospital with the kids? So cute! The kids asked some great questions. Some included:

Does President Bush ride horses?
Laura: No, he's what we call a windshield cowboy, he drives a pickup truck.

Question: Is President Bush a good dancer?
Laura: No. :-)

Question: If you had a super power what would it be?
Laura: I would make everyone well.

I burst into tears at that point. I'm so grateful for our lovely First Lady!

45 posted on 12/13/2002 5:43:39 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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To: BigWaveBetty; lodwick
I'll ~~wave ~~~ to the youngsters as they pass through Mobile!

JL, you always come up with the best jokes, so I hope you haven't heard this one:

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Montana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the
other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly
farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The attorney responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field,
and now I'm going into retrieve it."


The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and
you are not coming over here."


The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best
trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck,
I'll sue you and take everything you own."


The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you
don't know how we do things in Montana. We settle small
disagreements like this with the Montana Three-Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Montana 3-Kick Rule?"

The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and
then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and
decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and
walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to
get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot, now it's my turn."

(I love this...)

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. Gotta get back to work. You can have the duck."
46 posted on 12/13/2002 5:49:38 AM PST by Timeout
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To: Utah Girl
Thank you so much, my children and I loved it. (Even the 14 year-old, amazing)
47 posted on 12/13/2002 6:34:41 AM PST by pubmom
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To: pubmom; Timeout; BigWaveBetty; All
Good morning to all. Great joke, T - I'll pass that one on to Mr. M. Well, I finally got a Christmas tree this morning, so all the shopping is officially done. I had to look everywhere! Is it just my imagination, or did there used to be more Christmas tree lots? We seem to go treeless every other year as the holiday spirit comes and goes, apparently, but I'm looking forward to filling the living room with that great scent.

Ha ha, look at this news from the land of psychotics:

PROVING again that the Queen of Nice is dead, Rosie O'Donnell yesterday unleashed a profanity-laced tirade against Winona Ryder, saying the sticky-fingered starlet "has been stealing [bleep] -- for 10 years" and should be locked up because "her last film sucked."

Baby-dangler Michael Jackson also took a beating from Rosie, who was summoned at the last minute to serve as master of ceremonies for the New York Women in Film & Television's holiday luncheon at the Hilton in Midtown, replacing new grandma Linda Ellerbee.

The Post's Andrea Peyser reports that some 1,500 women, including actresses Frances McDormand, Alfre Woodard, Marlo Thomas and producer and former Woody Allen bankroller Jean Doumanian, laughed nervously as O'Donnell launched into an ad-lib spiel about how she'd like to open a "detox center for celebs who are not [celebs] anymore" - offering lessons in such skills as "standing on line."

Ryder would qualify, since her shoplifting conviction proves her fame has waned. "That woman has been stealing [bleep] for 10 years," O'Donnell cracked, joking that during Ryder's heyday as the star of "Girl, Interrupted" a publicist would call Ryder and whisper, 'Here's my credit card number. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.'

"Lock her up, man!" Rosie roared. "I don't give a [bleep]. It's too much money. Her last film sucked. If not, you wouldn't have heard about it [the shoplifting]." Clad in a white denim jacket, butch haircut and a carefully made-up face, O'Donnell insisted she was just telling the truth. "People got mad when they said Joan Rivers is a freak. It's just honesty! Look at her face!"

About baby-dangler Jackson, "What doctor would be saying, 'Take a little more off the chin?' "

O'Donnell, whose partner, Kelli Carpenter, recently gave birth, said she had to return to Westchester and her "weepy" gal pal for an hourlong fight over "how one bottle [for their child] won't keep her from nursing." She admits she's had difficulty adjusting to the lack of attention since her talk show ended.

She was recently stunned when she was barred from parking illegally at her kids' school. "You mean I can't do what I want?" she asked. "Your show's off the air," she imitated an official. "Move your [bleep]ing car!" Page Six.

Very strange.

48 posted on 12/13/2002 8:22:30 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: BigWaveBetty
Good morning and thanks for the update - stay dry now.
49 posted on 12/13/2002 8:37:30 AM PST by lodwick
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To: Timeout
LOL - once more age and cunning win out.
50 posted on 12/13/2002 8:39:42 AM PST by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Is my Christmas shopping done yet? You kiddin' me? I haven't even started yet. I believe I'll do some online shopping tonight, and have the goods shipped to my mom and sisters. Oh, wait. I have already ordered my husband's present - he wanted one of those Moisin Nagants (or was it a mauser) that had been used in Russia at Stalingrad. I ordered one of those for him. :)
51 posted on 12/13/2002 8:39:57 AM PST by .38sw
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To: mountaineer
One could say, "Beyond strange." Way beyond.
52 posted on 12/13/2002 8:47:54 AM PST by lodwick
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To: .38sw
We're giving each other new flooring in the kitchen, family room, hall way and my office this year. I am dreading it. ;-)
53 posted on 12/13/2002 8:50:54 AM PST by lodwick
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To: lodwick
We need new flooring in the kitchen and master bed and bath, but that'll wait for a few months. I have to decide what I want. And, along with the new flooring in the kitchen will be new counter tops, and new appliance with some minor remodeling to accommodate the appliance configuration. It won't be the same as what is in there now. The built-ins aren't the best, and I like to cook, so they need to go!
54 posted on 12/13/2002 9:00:19 AM PST by .38sw
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To: mountaineer
I love live trees too, but gave up a few years ago after I saw how pretty my parents artificial Christmas tree was. Now I buy a beautiful live wreath for the smell, and put up my pre-lighted artifical trees. No more cats throwing up pine needles or pine sap everywhere...
55 posted on 12/13/2002 9:09:24 AM PST by Utah Girl
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To: mountaineer
That Rosie is such a stitch.

My tree has been up for several days sans any lights or decorations. I told the kids I would start when I feel like it. DH bought some new patriotic decorations for the tree so I can continue my traditional red, white and blue theme. He even gave me an elephant ornament, there will be no donkeys on my tree! This weekend will be perfect for decorating, it will give us something to do during the winter storm we're expecting.

About fewer tree lots, we would never notice, our county is billed as the Christmas tree capital of the world.

I'd like to know what the average going rate is for a live tree in different parts of the country, just to see how what we're paying here stacks up to the rest of the US. For instance, here a 7 foot Fraser Fir will cost about 45 clams. I know that near the cities, the cost would probably be outrageous. Last year, we were really lucky and only paid $15 because someone we knew had a lot, this year we weren't so fortunate, so it was off to the tree farm.

56 posted on 12/13/2002 9:52:09 AM PST by pubmom
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To: pubmom; Utah Girl
Whew! I've been wrestling with the tree in the garage, trying to trim down the trunk. Maybe Mr. M will give me an axe for Christmas. Or some Ben- Gay.

I paid $24 for a nice, full, nearly-6 footer. They had others $27 and up, depending on the variety and size. There's a fellow over in Pa. fairly near here who cuts them fresh when you get there, and charges $19, regardless of size. On the other hand, I stopped at a nursery yesterday and they had them in the $40s and much, much higher.

I'm starting to contemplate the artificial tree, in my old age, but am still a sucker for that pine aroma!

57 posted on 12/13/2002 10:25:35 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: .38sw
What we do have are plenty of choices these days.

I've just ordered this sample from MetroFlor

58 posted on 12/13/2002 10:40:27 AM PST by lodwick
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To: lodwick
We put laminate flooring in our remodeled kitchen and are pleased with it.

Ha, look at this:

Former president Bill Clinton will not speak at the university [U. of Maryland] in February and denies he ever planned to do so, despite top university officials' statements to the contrary.

Clinton has spurned the university's J.M. Burns Academy of Leadership in favor of Georgetown University, said Stefanie Weiss, communications director at the Academy of Leadership. Clinton is a Georgetown University alumnus and last spoke there Nov. 7, 2001.

"Clinton's people requested a renegotiation of conference specifics" that the university was not willing to accommodate, Weiss said, and that the points of contention included the content of the speech, cost and financial sponsorship.

University spokesman George Cathcart said he did not know why Clinton's spokespeople would claim the former president never planned to speak here. [Ummm, because they're freakin' liars just like their boss?]

"I don't understand why they're saying that," he said. "The things they were asking were not acceptable to us. They would have cost us more money. That's the bottom line." full story

59 posted on 12/13/2002 10:48:30 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer
Way to go 'Terps! Maybe you'll start a trend of right thinking.
60 posted on 12/13/2002 12:05:56 PM PST by lodwick
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