The bibulous dilettante assiduously and ineluctably slid his Brobdingnagian trammel into the lubricious circumambient (formerly moribund and nugatory) cynosure, rendering it more dilatory and coruscating, causing stentorian cries of ebullience and vituperation. She thought atrabiliously, "In this fashion I won't get invidious revanche on this jejune goof by promulgating a new homo sapiens, and it's good this for him I'm too munificent and eleemosynary to call insouciantly the raffish constabulary!"
I'd use more words but my arm hurts. And if I post a link JimRob will a) get sued by a porn thread and b) ban us all for eternity.
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