Word For The Day, 11/26/02 Tuesday

The Verbivores | 11/26/02 | Mistress Bella

[hobbes1]

Ceej is right.

[hobbes1]

Turn'em upside down and I bet theyu look like sisters however...

[xsmommy]

Elian reprise three years after the fact. How differently things may have ended, had Elian been so fortunate as to wash up to shore during a Republican administration.

[xsmommy]

i am posting this joke at maxie's request. he is en route to the land of the brown-rooted hussy for Tgiving.

Here's a joke fer you to post tomorrow, chickie, since I won't be around to represent-- headed down to New Orleans as soon as I get my sotted ass out of bed... Or at least it will be sotted if I can ever get out of this dagnabbed lab and over to the bar...

Santa started down a chimney on Christmas Eve. Little did he know waiting inside was a woman who has had a crush on him for some time. She had planned ahead this year, she was waiting on him in a sexy teddy. Santa came sliding down the chimney, he looked up and the woman said, "Santa can you stay?" Santa replied, "Ho, ho, ho Santa's gotta go got to deliver presents to all the children you know." The woman slid one side of her teddy off and asked Santa again, "Can you stay Santa?" Once again Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho Santa's gotta go gotta deliver presents to all the children you know." The woman took the rest of the teddy off, and asked him again, "Santa can you stay now?" Santa replied, "Ho, ho, ho Santa's gotta stay, can't go up the chimney with my dick this way..."

[VRWCmember]

Once upon a time, far away in a little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and a blind little snake.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest. The snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down.

This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite okay," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful," replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny."

"Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny in obvious excitement.

The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you with my paw, and help you the same way you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're scaly and smooth, you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls." "I'd say you must be either an attorney, a Democrat, or possibly someone in upper
management."

[xsmommy]

jokey for you from maxie.

[xsmommy]

very cute, vast!

[CholeraJoe]

I like yours better than Maxie's, Vast.

[hobbes1]

Johnny rivers still Rules.....

Secret AGENT Maaan....
Secret AAAAAGENT Maaan....
They've given you a number....
And taken away your name....

[xsmommy]

I'm with Michael, Happy Thanksgiving!

[xsmommy]

I'm with Michelle, too!

[hobbes1]

Ditto!

[Argh]

Thank you!

[xsmommy]

you are late for the tiger's bday party, arghy!