Here's a joke fer you to post tomorrow, chickie, since I won't be around to represent-- headed down to New Orleans as soon as I get my sotted ass out of bed... Or at least it will be sotted if I can ever get out of this dagnabbed lab and over to the bar...
Santa started down a chimney on Christmas Eve. Little did he know waiting inside was a woman who has had a crush on him for some time. She had planned ahead this year, she was waiting on him in a sexy teddy. Santa came sliding down the chimney, he looked up and the woman said, "Santa can you stay?" Santa replied, "Ho, ho, ho Santa's gotta go got to deliver presents to all the children you know." The woman slid one side of her teddy off and asked Santa again, "Can you stay Santa?" Once again Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho Santa's gotta go gotta deliver presents to all the children you know." The woman took the rest of the teddy off, and asked him again, "Santa can you stay now?" Santa replied, "Ho, ho, ho Santa's gotta stay, can't go up the chimney with my dick this way..."