The Ultimate Vanity Thread

My brain | 11/22/02 | FTH

[FreeTheHostages]

This vanity thread exists to accept edits from interested persons in anticipation of a December Freeper's Finest discussion of the Free Republic phenomenon commonly known as "Mudboy Slim."

[Mudboy Slim]

"He couldn't possibly be spendin' it all on 40-ounce Icehouse's."

Actually, the 24oz. version fits better in the mudmobile's cup-holder...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...last time I ever tell ya anything about my secret kinky life with Lib'rals...BWAHAHAHA!! MizMurry, they're onto US!!

[Mudboy Slim]

I honestly believe Dubyuh's checked out Mr. Tzu's werds a time or two as well, my FRiend. If the Leftist RATS would quit trying to undercut our Commander-in-Chief in the eyes of the Iraqi TyrantThugs, I seriously believe we can achieve Sodom's ouster with little to no loss of American lives...but the Leftist RATS will never quit trying to undercut Dubyuh, so the blood will be on their hands!!

FReegards...MUD

[conservativemusician]

How did rehearsal go?

[Mudboy Slim]

Yers came back to me stamped "incorrect address"...please FReepMail me a REAL address this time...I promise not to visit you unannounced...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Dude, we're a drummer and a bass player away from being really, really half-way decent!!

Thanks fer askin'...MUD

BTW...I think my homeboys believe "conservativemusician" is a figment of my imagination...LOL!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Illbay is too important and too busy to post on your vanity thread."

Illbay, this ain't MY vanity thread...and HOW IMPORTANT ARE YOU?!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

[conservativemusician]

Send 'em to the site.

I'm trying to get my agent to book us in Mud territory.
Know any good clubs your way? It would give us an opportunity to get together and jam!

[Mudboy Slim]

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FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I got [my screen name] standing outside the Chinese Embassy asking that they release our air crew and thus Free The Hostages."

Very very kewl...MUD

[Landru]

"Although it does warm my heart to see someone take the other side of the bet -- the kind of blind optimism that keeps this country going!"

HA!
Is that rich, or what??
Just the kinda stupidity which'll always result in a good man dying.

Form without substance?
You tell me.

...I've this real need to know.

[Landru]

"BTW...I think my homeboys believe 'conservativemusician' is a figment of my imagination..."

Now there's a *shocker*, huh.

...can't imagine why.

[conservativemusician]

While the screen name may seem a contradiction in terms, it is, nevertheless, the real deal.

BTW. Are you of the body?

A Trek fan.

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...cm, you nailed it on yer first guess!!

FReegards...MUD

[tgslTakoma]

That second derby photo is really remarkably similar!!

Pretty wild, huh? And all this time I thought Mud was pulling my leg about his past in the Roller Derby. That photo convinced me of the veracity of his tales. And the "Mudboy Slim, Roller Derby - The Early Years" photo isn't that far off. It could be that it was taken during a time when he was eating three meals a day at McDonalds. We all know how that food causes weight gain. Once he met the missus, she got him back into the tip-top shape he's in now.

About the conflicting photos of his home... maybe he fixed the place up a bit since the first photo was taken?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Know any good clubs your way?"

Reckon I do!! How big ya wanna start off...I can probably get some free advertising from the radio stations, and the word-of-mouth could get quite a crowd going.

I'm thinking somewhere in Shockoe Bottom to start off, but I've got a friend who owns LegendsBrewery and an outside concert there would be HOOOOGE, but would be much better come spring.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"all these bets seem to involve alcohol..."

Yer gettin' warmer...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[tgslTakoma]

On last think, FTH... You really do need to include the incident at the Patriots Rally II - when Mud came to my rescue after I lept off the stage and into the crowd of disruptors down in front, fists-a-flying. Mud must have had a flashback to his old Roller Derby days... he was flinging disruptors right and left until the law stepped in and told him that they'd take over the cleanup efforts.

How was that, Mud? ;-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mudboy...starts smashing all our faces in!"

I ain't in the habit of whuppin' fellow RadicalRightWingers' Arses unless they really, really beg fer it!!

LOL...MUD

[Corin Stormhands]

You'll never find the MudCave, my FRiend...

So how much you payin' me to keep it quiet?

[conservativemusician]

We typically play clubs in the 800-2000 capacity range, but I would rely on your judgement. We'll talk further via FReepmail.

Do you mean THE Legends Brewery? That was some of the best beer I ever had! Tried it on a waiter's recommendation when I was in Williamsburg. Helped make for an enjoyable vacation, I must say.