[Corin Stormhands]

You'll never find the MudCave, my FRiend...

So how much you payin' me to keep it quiet?

[FreeTheHostages]

"You'll never find the MudCave, my FRiend..."

So how much you payin' me to keep it quiet?

This entire colloquy assumes that I am LOOKING for the MudCave, which in fact is not the case. Hence, I suppose, the title of this thread, "the ultimate vanity thread," is well-earned in some quarters! ;) I was only looking for the Real Truth about Mudboy Slim for my excellent unauthorized biography. I thank you all for helping me to discover it.

[Mudboy Slim]

"So how much you payin' me to keep it quiet?"

What...you renegotiatin' yer blackmail fee?! Recant said question and you may live...MUD