Word For The Day, Friday Edition, 11/22/02

The Verbivores | 11/22/02 | Mistress Bella

[Bella_Bru]

In order that we might all raise the level of discourse and expand our language abilities, here is the daily post of “word for the day”. Rules: Everyone must leave a post using the “word of the day”; in a sentence. The sentence must, in some way, relate to the news of the day. The Review threads are linked for your edification. ;-) Practice makes perfect.....post on....

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salacious\Sa*la"cious\, adjective:
salaciously, adverb
salaciousness or salacity, noun

1. Appealing to or stimulating sexual desire;lascivious.
2. Lustful; bawdy.
3. The trait of behaving in an obscene manner.

Etymology: From the Latin salax, -acis, fond of leaping, lustful, from salire to leap.

Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Teacher's note:
Today's word is in honor of the Salacious Post Group. It's Friday, so party until you lose your pants!

[Bella_Bru]

Friday ping!

[Bella_Bru]

Happy Friday!

[Bella_Bru]

Gooooooooooooood Morning!

[xsmommy]

morning teach. hope you are having a better day today.

[CholeraJoe]

Mornin' teach. Recovering nicely from my bout of food poisoning at the hands of the xs family.

[camle]

Every day we shove and push
To be the first on the short bus
Xsmommy, hobbes and dubs
Wetbars, closets and beer tubs
If you really think you’re strong
Maybe you can ride along
I don’t want to cause no fuss
But here it is – the new Short Bus!

Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS

Bet you things don’t get too far
Before camle’s got a new cigar
Argh is running for his life
From ending up with the ex-wife
Gabz is getting far from fat
Swimming round in the beer vat
There’se no rules, and there’s no muss
Ridin’ on this here Short Bus

Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS


Singing:

WotsamoddaU hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.


Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall up the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Yes, I’m stuck in thecloset with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do.
It’s so hard to setup Argh with my ex,
like some people only are about sex.
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”

Trying to make martini’s for all,
But I can see nobody’s drinkin at all.
Is it cool to go to chomp on a big cigar?.
Poor Gus is out polishing the car
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”

Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall off the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Yes I’m, stuck in the closet with you,
Stuck in the closet with you,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

[xsmommy]

i can't believe you aren't making more of the fact that i made you cook your own food. i really thought that i handed you the opportunity of a lifetime with asking you to take over the cooking of the meat! it was very tasty, btw!

[camle]

is she saying that she likes the taste of CJ's meat????

[xsmommy]

wanna come for dinner, camle? xspup is looking for a new friend after meeting cj.....

[CholeraJoe]

Nigeria is in turmoil over the salacious nature of the Miss World pageant.

Red Cross: 100 Die in Nigeria Riots

[xsmommy]

i am retracting the DINNER INVITE!!!!

[camle]

OHNOYADON'T!!! I heard how you treat men. if you can't chop it off, you cook it and eat it!

no way, no how , not me!

I'm a kitty cat kinda guy myself.

slinking over to hide behind the wet bar...

[camle]

whew!! saved by the nasty remark!

[CholeraJoe]

Wear leather gloves, camle and watch him when he approaches from the left. The pup is a killer.

[camle]

i'm gonna wear a steel cup!

[xsmommy]

It is easy to see why i have very little tolerance for sexual harassment cases brought by wimpy women because they are subjected to salacious remarks in the workplace. if i can take the crap dished out in this room with the good grace and humor that i routinely exhibit, then i don't want to hear some sniveling woman complaining that her sensibilities have been offended by some remark. Sheesh! i admit to having a soft spot for VP Cheney and i never hear the end of it!

[camle]

yeesh! what a grouch!

and what did seanny boy say when he heard of your lust for the old guy with the bum ticker?

[maxwell]

DAMN it's too early in the morning.

Come in today, ever-last one of the dagnabbed turbo pumps went off... God bless a GOAT...
Oh well... Gives me more time to screw around on the puter...
SHHHHHHH, don't tell xs...

The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps. They had pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.

How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.

How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true stories.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could save only one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.

What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
Skeet.

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
Senator.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Your honor.

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
His partners.

What does a lawyer use for birth control?
His personality.

What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What's another difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Removable wing tips.

Why does California have the most lawyers in the country while New Jersey has the most toxic waste sites?
New Jersey got first choice.

What do you get if you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.

[xsmommy]

SHHHHHHH, don't tell xs...

I HEARD THAT!