[Bella_Bru]

Friday ping!

[Bella_Bru]

Happy Friday!

[Bella_Bru]

Gooooooooooooood Morning!

[camle]

Every day we shove and push
To be the first on the short bus
Xsmommy, hobbes and dubs
Wetbars, closets and beer tubs
If you really think you’re strong
Maybe you can ride along
I don’t want to cause no fuss
But here it is – the new Short Bus!

Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS

Bet you things don’t get too far
Before camle’s got a new cigar
Argh is running for his life
From ending up with the ex-wife
Gabz is getting far from fat
Swimming round in the beer vat
There’se no rules, and there’s no muss
Ridin’ on this here Short Bus

Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS


Singing:

WotsamoddaU hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.


Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall up the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Yes, I’m stuck in thecloset with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do.
It’s so hard to setup Argh with my ex,
like some people only are about sex.
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”

Trying to make martini’s for all,
But I can see nobody’s drinkin at all.
Is it cool to go to chomp on a big cigar?.
Poor Gus is out polishing the car
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”

Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall off the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Yes I’m, stuck in the closet with you,
Stuck in the closet with you,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

[CholeraJoe]

Nigeria is in turmoil over the salacious nature of the Miss World pageant.

Red Cross: 100 Die in Nigeria Riots

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Crossing the Line in Sex Education?

Here's a college course, very salacious
Where you'll learn about Ta-Tas, Bodacious
In class at Arizona
Guys don't stand (that's a boner!)
Prof. Lewinsky's course--very fellatious

[xsmommy]

Viewers are complaining that women walking around in their underwear is too salacious for primetime. i don't see the big deal, personally.

[NeoCaveman]

1.

Just kidding

[TheGrimReaper]

so party until you lose your pants!

It's only 9:00am.... I don't have any pants on yet.

[doubled]

Some thought Secrets was salacious
And also that it was lavacious
But three hundred rants
Against boy's raised pants
In the millions. Ignore the crazies.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Homework:

(Local) Xsex cut the lettuce, and then served CJ a nice salacious supper, carefully spreading her other assets over several courses.

(National) The democratic party today lost its most charasmatic leader in Dallas in '62, but one who started a pattern of hero-worship and adulation and salacious behaivor - rather than real leadership and moral courage.

(International) Misstress Sea cut the lettuce and offered her guest her ripe tomatoes, and then served all of her mounties a nice salacious supper on their lances and poles, carefully spreading her other assets over several horses.

[TheGrimReaper]

WFTD/Tongue-twister combo:
Six slimy, salacious Senators slithered slowly south.

[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

Virginia is for lovers, but Pensylvania has INTERCOURSE!

DRUDGE had a link to the following story with the headline "NATO Tomatoed."
PRAGUE, Czech Republic, Nov. 22 (UPI) -- NATO Secretary-General George Robertson was pelted with tomatoes by Russian Communists Friday as he wrapped up a two-day summit of alliance leaders. "NATO is worse than the Gespatcho," shouted two protesters posing as chefs.

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[white rose]

OK, my salacious little friends. I don't get pinged to this thread, and what happens? All hell seems to break loose.

I am here to restore some order.

[white rose]

God knows what this has to do with the WFTD, but I'm posting it anyway, because...I liked it. A very neat summation of the Daschle/Rush imbroglio.

I have to go on my ever-merry way now, kids. Be nice.

Or, if you prefer, just continue to be yourselves.

[Argh]

Slightly salacious quote of the day from Lucianne.com:

"I'm no high falutin' expert, but if I were the mother of the writhing, towel-smothered infant who nearly plunged to his death at the clammy hands of Michael Jackson, I'd have this crotch-grabbing celebrity thrown in jail faster than you can say "Bad."

-Michelle Malkin, The New York Post

Yay, Michelle!

[pankot]

The salacious display of femine pulchritude at the Victoria's Secret TV special caused me to severly salivate.

[pankot]

The salacious display of femine pulchritude at the Victoria's Secret TV special caused me to severly salivate.

[E Rocc]

Donald Wildmon's constant hunt for salacious material raises suspicions among the cynical.

-Eric