What's a hairy butt between friends?

Miami.com ^ | Fri, Nov. 15, 2002 | Associated Press

[Printers Angel]

MANSFIELD TOWNSHIP, N.J. - An argument between two friends over which one had the hairiest buttocks escalated into a brawl that ended when one man slashed the other.

Emmanuel Nieves, 23, of Liberty Township, and Erik Saporito, 21, of Independence Township, were talking with some other friends at a Mansfield Township apartment complex when the fight began.

Nieves soon pulled out a knife and slashed Saporito's face and ear, authorities said. Saporito was taken to Hackettstown Community Hospital, where he was treated and released.

Nieves was arrested later that morning at his home and charged with aggravated assault, terroristic threats, weapons offenses and criminal mischief. He was being held Friday on $25,000 bail at the Warren County Jail.

[Vidalia]

That should have read "...drunkest hairy butt..."

[Califelephant]

So who was supposed to be the "winner" of the argument: the one with the most hairy butt or the one with the least hairy butt?

[Servant of the Nine]

Did the Police photograph the "Evidence" so a jury can decide?

SO9

[petuniasevan]

A "hold muh...uh, never mind" PING! ;-D

[The Other Harry]

Two more Darwin Award candidates. I'm all in favor of it. I see no reason to prosecute anyone here.