[lds23]

So this cannibal finds an Arab with no nose wandering in the jungle, and brings it back to the village.

The chief takes one look at the Arab and says, "No nose? How does he smell?"

And the cannibal replies, "Awful"

[CholeraJoe]

That's like, "What do you call a dog with no legs?"

Doesn't matter. He can't come to you anyway.