[CholeraJoe]

That's like, "What do you call a dog with no legs?"

Doesn't matter. He can't come to you anyway.

[lds23]

Why is a dog with no legs like a cigarette in your pocket?

You have to take it out for a drag.

[xsmommy]

xshub has reported to me this AM that the raffish Dems, headed by that worthless piece of dung, Leahy, are finally ineffectual in holding back the dam of judicial nominees. Dennis Shedd has been approved by the Judiciary Cte and McConnell will likely make it through today as well. The logjam has broken!

[anniegetyourgun]

How do you get a turtle to go down?

Flush the toilet, the turdl go down.

Hey, you started it....