Actually, I'm a leg man.
The city mouse was visiting the country mouse. A cute little female mouse walked by.
"Wow, look at the legs on her," said the city mouse.
"I don't care. I'm a titmouse."
Rodney Dangerfield was asked which of the female body parts was his preference.
"I think I'm an assman."
"What makes you think so?"
"Well, everyone tells me, 'You're an ass, man.'"
I'm an ass man. Everywhere I go people always tell me, "you're an ass, man." ;)
My mind's on higher things.
Actually, I'm a leg man.
I'm an arse man. I used to think I was a boob man, but I found out I'm an arse man.
I was look at this gal's chest, and she slapped me and said "You're an arse, man!"