The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your hips.
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
Nam Vet
Whew...not dead yet!
Well she might be able to teach Britney about this thing called "eating":