[Senator Goldwater]

I want to come back in my next life as a microphone, except that with my luck, Chuck Schumer will find me before Brittany.

[Erasmus]

I want to come back in my next life as a microphone, except that with my luck, Chuck Schumer will find me before Brittany.

Well, maybe if it's Frank Zappa's Telefunken U47.

---Re the song "Crew Slut"