[Northern Yankee]

Can I have a milk shake with that last geometric estimation?

Damn son, ya'all sound way to educated.

reminds of a guy going to Harvard for the first time, and saw a student walking down the sidewalk and asked,"Excuse me sir, can you tell me where good parking is at?"

The harvard student turned to him and said, "At Hahverd, we don't end our prepositions with a predicate."

The guy responded, "OK... can you tell me where a parking space is at, a$$hole?!"

[MozartLover]

ROFL!!!!!

[Bitwhacker]

OK, two guys at a reunion go into a bathroom together, and end up at the urinals side-by-side...

They finish about the same time, and the first guy goes to the sink to wash up, the other guy goes straight for the door.

The first guy, feeling quite superior, says, "You know, at Harvard, they taught us to wash our hands after we urinate."

To which the second guy says, "Oh yeah? well at Yale, they taught us not to pee on our hands."

Carry on.