[Bitwhacker]

OK, two guys at a reunion go into a bathroom together, and end up at the urinals side-by-side...

They finish about the same time, and the first guy goes to the sink to wash up, the other guy goes straight for the door.

The first guy, feeling quite superior, says, "You know, at Harvard, they taught us to wash our hands after we urinate."

To which the second guy says, "Oh yeah? well at Yale, they taught us not to pee on our hands."

Carry on.

[Northern Yankee]

Seen on a bathroom wall somewhere in this Universe:

To be is to do... Aristotle

To do is to be... Plato

DO BE DO BE DO... Sinatra

[JRandomFreeper]

They're talking "pumpkin chunkin'" on the History Channel. How much better can life be? Sigh.

/john

[MozartLover]

HAHAHA. Good one.:)