Huge Construction Begins at White House
Crews arrived at the White House this morning for an emergency constrution job. Ground was broken for a huge addition to the White house. A huge room said to contain the worlds largest bank vault is to be constructed. Aids said such a vault is desperately needed to hold President Bush's political capital.
Reports have it the White House staff had called every huge banking firm in the world, but nothing has ever been built big enough to hold the Bush Political Capital.