ROTFLMCO!!!!
Posted on 11/06/2002 4:31:08 AM PST by Chairman_December_19th_Society
We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail!
Good morning!! Do not let the victims of the attacks on New York and Washington, nor the brave members of our Nation's military who have given their lives to protect our freedom, die in vain!!
THE SENATE HAS BEEN LIBERATED!!!
THE DASHCLEAN CAPTIVITY HAS COME TO AN END!!!
In the pre-game analysis yesterday, the media pundits, the media talking heads, the leftist prognasticators who are all visionary gave the following pronouncements:
The demoflops would either take control of the House or reduce the GOP majority.
The demoflops would hold on to, or increase, their majority in the Senate.
The demoflops would take a majority of the state houses.
The demoflops would win in the state of Florida.
Now that the game has been played, and the contest settled, it is time to look at the scoreboard.
The headline in today's Washington Pravda says it all:
1. House - demoflops FAILED. The GOP has at least maintained their current majority. The current status is:
GOP - 226
Criminal Party - 204
Can't Decide Which Party - 1
There are still four races that have not been decided. These are:
CO 07 - GOP leading 48-46% with 88% counted
LA 05 - headed to runoff, 3 GOP candidates with 66% of the vote
NM 01 - GOP losing 49-51% with 98% counted
TX 23 - GOP losing 47-52% with 74% counted
2. Senate - demoflops FAILED. The GOP has gained absolute majority. The widow Carnahan has lost her race, so applying Missouri law, Daschle is no longer the Illigitimate Majority Leader, and resumes his correct title of Minority Leader.
LATE BREAKING - MINNESOTA CALLED FOR COLEMAN!
GOP - 51
Criminal Party - 46
Can't Decide Which Party - 1
There are still two races left to call:
Louisiana - headed to runoff, 3 GOP candidate with 51% of the vote South Dakota - Thune(R) leads by 949 votes with 99% counted
3. Governors - demoflops FAILED. The GOP retains a majority of the state houses.
GOP - 26
Criminal Party - 19
Can't Decide Which Party - 0
There are still five races to decide:
AL - Incumbent demoflop leads by 3,139 with 100% counted. Likely recount.
AZ - GOP losing 44-47% with 99% counted. Likely recount.
OK - GOP losing by 6,357 votes. Likely recount.
OR - GOP losing 47-48% with 76% counted.
VT - GOP leading 45-42% (13% for 8 minor candidates) with 96% counted.
The demoflops hoped to legitimize Carnahan. They failed.
The demoflops hoped to win in Minnesota with Mondale. They failed.
The demoflops hoped to cashier Jeb Bush in Florida. They failed. JEB WINS BY SEVEN POINTS! NO RECOUNTS, HANGING CHADS, OR MISSING ELECTRONS HERE!!
The demoflops hoped the voters in Northern Virginia and Tidewater Virginia would willingly vote to raise their own taxes. They failed - on both counts.
The demoflops hoped to make the election a referendum that would denounce the President. The President picked up the gauntlet. THE DEMOFLOPS FAILED IN EVERY CATEGORY POSSIBLE!
IT IS A COMPLETE DEFEAT FOR THE CRIMINAL PARTY.
Tomorrow - we get down to business. But...
TODAY - WE RELISH OUR FULL VICTORY.
For AMERICA - The Right Way, I remain yours in the Cause, the Chairman.
...we all want 2nd chances, and clearly he has his today.
Let's see what he does this time...:))))
I JUST CAN'T STOP SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try to follow me with this...(I KNOW the ladies will understand)
I feel sooooooo good this AM, it's a LOT like childbirth :)
The pain is so intense & you think it will never end......but the happy result almost makes one forget the travail.
That's how I feel this morning!!
Don't worry, I will never forget the pain of the past 8 plus plus years under Bill, Hill and others.............
...but this new morning is bringing such a hopeful rebirth!!!!!!
BTW, did you see that Tommy refused to be on FOX this morning with Lott.......oh darn....
Buh bye Tommy :)
TRANSLATION: They're already cleaning out his desk at RAT headquarters.
I do hope Steve Largent can pull this one off in Oklahoma.
Terrible Terry is STILL blaming them for the loss of the Senate race.
What a guy!1sarcasm!!!!
Wake up liberals!!!.....You're just being used!
are you mad, or just stunned? have you had enough, or can you take more?
Repubs agree to strip mine on Mt. Rushmore!
We at least managed to run Tim Hutchinson ...
The Bush Machine Is Out Of Control -- Terrorists Will Attack US Again...
Many stolen elections
The Results Of THIS Election Can Be Blamed On The Supreme Court
This Is IT... I've Found It... I'm IN HELL!!!
ROTFLMCO!!!!
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