Cats or Dogs - Which are the better pet?

Right Wing News ^ | By John Hawkins Vs. Scarloc DB

[dark_lord]

Cats and Dogs? My God, do we even have to compare the two? OBVIOUSLY, dogs are better. EVERYONE knows that. Let's go over the reasons why.

Cat owner's = evil, Dog owners = good: Some well known cat owners include Saddam Hussein, Adolph Hitler, Mike Tyson and Martha Stewart. See, cat owners are B@STARDS!!! Well known dog owners? None other than Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, Martin Luther King, and even Jesus! Yes, even Jesus, son of God. How can you not like dogs better than cats when Jesus had one? What are you, SOME KIND OF HEATHEN!?!

[dark_lord]

Funny, funny. Sorry if this was posted before. Question - are Democrats more like Dogs? Or Cats?

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, as a Heathen, I have several cats...

[BureaucratusMaximus]

I humbly submit my dogs (as puppies) as proof...dogs are best

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[Michael Barnes]

One of my cats became a much better pet last night. She went for a midnight stroll and never came back..Now, can anyone tell me how to get the damn cat fur of everything??

[goodieD]

Actually Hitler owned a dog. For myself.. I like em both well enough to have 2 of each... but these are the last ones...no more pets, no more kids.. I don't wanna take care of anything but myself and my hubby for my remaining years.

[goodieD]

Dems are definitely cat people..selfish as the day is long...they'll be nice to you only if they can get something in return... and sneaky too.

[Mike Darancette]

Dems are definitely cat people..selfish as the day is long.

Wasn't Winston Churchill a cat person?

[JohnathanRGalt]

Cat owners - pure evil:

[Mike Darancette]

How about a Ferret Owner?

[Floratina]

I think Dems are more like dogs. Very needy sponges.
Cats are like Conservatives - independent.

[Corin Stormhands]

We have one of each. However, the dog has some identity issues and wants to be a lap cat (he's an 80 lb. Lab...)

[Nea Wood]

I think Dems are more like dogs. Very needy sponges. Cats are like Conservatives - independent.

Good point!

Reasons why cats are the perfect pet: They don't have to be walked, and they don't have to be bathed (usually.) They are quiet, and the noises that they do make are usually cute. They are independent enough that you can leave them alone for the weekend if you have to, but they are affectionate enough to get in your lap, rub their faces against yours, and purr. And when a cat shows you affection, it is a true compliment, because they won't do it until they've checked you out and decided that you are okay. Cats are neither too big nor too small. They are the perfect size to pick up and cuddle. They are soft, furry, and cute. The perfect pet! (I like dogs, too, but I like cats even more.)

[PoisedWoman]

I always have one of each. Dogs are protective, cats are creative. Dogs are loyal, faithful and true, like Repubs, cats waste stuff and don't give a darn who pays, like Dems.

[Lady Jag]

I like the way you said that. If I had my druthers I'd have both cats and dogs (always did), but cats are a lot easier when you have to be away a day or three, so cats it is.

[Lady Jag]

And here I thought cats were Libertarians.