Truth is, I read this years ago when I was into existentialism. You know, you starve yourself and that kind of stuff.
I take my coffee with cream. I don't think you're supposed to take cream with your coffee if you use it that way. Nor sugar, I suppose.
okay okay... i get the point... this could really devolve into the gutter quickly. I can think of a lot of really bad jokes or puns to go with this subject but had better restrain myself due to decorum.