Word For The Day, Thursday, 10/17/02

The Verbivores | 10/17/02 | Teacher

[LonePalm]

Tenth? Top Eleven?

"Rock hasn't been the same since Elvis died," said Tom expressly.

We put out the Torch!

It's time to douse the Louse.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[NeoCaveman]

Are Kathleen and Hillary, uh, saphos?

No they are bull dykes. Don't make me whip out the "barf" pic.

[xsmommy]

i know, i cracked myself up with that!

[Sword_of_Gideon]

okay okay... i get the point... this could really devolve into the gutter quickly. I can think of a lot of really bad jokes or puns to go with this subject but had better restrain myself due to decorum.

[MeekOneGOP]

Mornin', Teach !! Mornin', everybody !!

Have a cup while you FReep !

For those who prefer hot chocolate.....

Ah ! Breakfast !

[theDentist]

"Time to rise and shine your rabble rousers!"

What if I don't want to shine? How about if I'd rather have a dull veneer? Is that acceptable? And can I do it while still in my bed under a comfy blanket? Believe me, I don't have to be all shiny just to see to it my rabble is roused.

[theDentist]

AAAAAA!

That's scarier than Marilyn Manson at the dinner table.

[LonePalm]

Just for your information, a quaduck in not a clam. A GUIduck is a clam.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Slip18]

Not the BARF photo, W, please, nooooooooooo!

[Slip18]

That was quick and to the point, so to speak. You did well, xs!

[Slip18]

Don't restrain yourself too hard, SG! That's mighty painful.

[Slip18]

"Believe me, I don't have to be all shiny just to see to it my rabble is roused."

I can't speak for everyone, tD, but I don't really want to see your rabble roused.

Get under the covers quickly.

[LonePalm]

For our honeymoon, 17 years ago, we went on a Carribean Cruise. After a hectic day of sightseeing and shopping in St. Maarten, we arrived back at the ship. MrsPalm wanted to take a nap before dinner so she went back onboard. Qua explorer, I decided to take a tour of the rum distillery we passed on the way out the dock area.

As I was walking in, a group of english knights was coming out. I thought they looked like a bunch of pooftahs. After the tour, and samples, I walked back to the ship. As I approached the ship, I ran into another of the knights who was looking lost. He asked if I had seen his group. I said he should go down the quay where the knights are gay.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

I agree completely. People under the covers should not be shiny. They should have a satin finish to their start.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Slip18]

Down to the quay where the knights are gay. Good one, LP! I think I could write a song about that.

[Slip18]

OMG!

[Slip18]

Hey, Bella, dsc is at it again! He is qua in beating his wife if she offends his good sense.

[hobbes1]

So it a rainy night, and this cabby sees a nun on the corner waving frantically.

he pulls over, gets directions, and starts driving...

After a few minutes, he says..."Excuse me sister, but i must confess, ever since i was a little boy in catholic school, I've always found a woman in a habit to be very sexy...

She says...Why don't you pull over so i can get up front...

He does, and she climbs in the front and begins to satisfy him like never before, while he continues driving...

As she finishes him off, they arrive, and he says, 'The Fares is on me, but I must confess, i never eve went to catholic school.

The passenger smiles back, and says, that's Ok, I have a little confession of my own.

My Name is Frank, and I'm on my way to a costume party.

[xsmommy]

only because that was not a real nun is that not sacrilege!

[hobbes1]

I know the difference....Ms. I didn't know it was a HDO. ; )