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There has been quite a bit of forensic contamination. That is how they've been able to link all 12 events.

Chair ~~~ I think virtually all of the "evidence" they've had for linking the events is from the bullet fragments in the victims.

I apologize for being so graphic but I'm pretty sure about that.

ALL ~~~ I would love to jump into your discussion about the creation and such but, alas, it's payroll day. I've only been able to skim your posts but it looks like a fascinating conversation.

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Don't you just hate it when work interferes with fascinating conversations? :o)

Mine should be, but I'm letting the conversation get the upper hand for the time being...........I'll worry about (and feel overwhelming guilt about) the work later on!

I think virtually all of the "evidence" they've had for linking the events is from the bullet fragments in the victims.

I believe I have heard they recovered shell casings from some of the sites in Maryland and the last Spotsylvania shooting. I don't have links, but that is my recollection.