[pubmom]

Hoping for a great week!

Guess which Senate candidate has a desire to be on "Law and Order"?
(Fred Thompson, what have you started?)

Liz Smith,PageSix

(You didn't think I'd give it away, did you?)

[lodwick]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to
you?"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

Dyslexic man walks into a bra....

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says "Pint please, and
one for the road."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The
other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my
family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother
Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Hello, I am back from a long day with the president. It started with my friend getting sick so I had to go alone to meet Bush at the airport. I was on the welcoming committee for Air Force One. Then to a Rally in a hangar where Bush gave a fabulous speech.

After the rally we had a $1000 a plate dinner. Unfortunately I didn't have a motorcade, and still had to go home to change before the fundraiser. I got caught in traffic and was an hour late to the dinner.

I took a bunch of pictures and shook the president's hand again. BigWave thought that Bush had a goofy haircut, but it looked fine to me. When he came by to shake my hand he was too close to take a picture, but I think I shot off two anyway.

Off tomorrow to a governor's debate. Wednesday will be a newletter mailing marathon for our GOP County Candidate Slate.

Sleep, I need sleep!

[BigWaveBetty]

Thanks for posting some news pubmom! But darnit, I got here too late and Liz has already switched columns.

Please spill, who was it?